I have dark black hair. Long dark black hair. But when I was a teenager I was not happy having long dark black hair. However It's hard to lighten black hair when you don't know what you are doing and silly me I thought you could bleach your hair with actual bleach. So I went to the cupboard and got the javex and…

In the early 2000s, I had those awful chunky highlights and at one point I had a bad case of tan hands after trying to look tan as someone who will just never achieve that look. I have been very picky about highlights since, and now I embrace my natural skin color...

Looks like Dan is taking Sociology 101 this semester at Columbia. Or did he get into NYU? I stopped watching during Season 3.

Pooping is really icky also - no more poop!

I feel like all the Republican candidates are like Ann from Arrested Development.

Give it a rest, Wesley. We get it - Taylor is so inauthentic and fake, unlike Katy who is an artiste who expresses her authentic self through her whipped cream-shooting nipples.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

i'm not a fashion plate, i don't express myself through clothes, so to me, clothes are to 1) keep you warm and 2) hide your junk. these garments appear to fail at fully half the job of clothes.

The other lesson is that people who just don't quite cut it love to tear down those who do.

ooook. I thought I was experienced but what is going on with the last one? I've never seen one like that.

I haven't read the print edition of Jezebel in a while. I think my subscription lapsed. Are you guys having any of those deals renew your subscription, get a bobblehead of your favorite Jezebel staffmember?

That dress looks gorgeous on her. It shows how fit and curvey she is.

I'm sorry but if I could, I would dress like Alicia Florrick almost everyday. I think I would get so much more done.

I'm very leery. They seem so tone-deaf when it comes to any clothing for women above a size 12. When I shop with my daughter at Target it's a fucking nightmare (she's size 2-4, I'm size 16-18).

Love that RBG brought reading material. Kara, is this shade????

LOL I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SAYING THAT EITHER.

damn straight! Hustle girl.

No, because she's actually really clear and has impressive diction.