nah, the most punk rock thing ever was that girl in L7 taking out her tampon and throwing it in the crowd at Reading.

Unless she also is carrying a giant dildo to fuck him in the ass, I highly doubt Mr. Speaker will get the point.

Those are just Bugles.

I know it was meant as an insult, but FREE MONEY!!! What did you buy?

A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.

Just for you, Jerry: the crazy Brazilian who snuck back into my room while I was sleeping (2 hours after I sent him home), the teacher fetishist, the guy with the tail, the guy who refused to talk to me in high school, annnnnnnd my second cousin. Just for starters and because you asked nicely :)

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

That woman who is dating her dad.

This seems like certain Academy shade on the part of Obama

I've watched their East-West Bowl sketches maybe a dozen times. So good.

Oh it gets even better (aka like 100 million times WORSE). Alabama also has really insane child endangerment laws that have been interpreted within the state to apply to fetuses. There are tons of poor women locked up in Tutweiler Prison (the only women's prison, where the rape problem has historically been so bad…

While pregnant woman wears noise cancelling headphones.

By Alabama's logic I think I could move there and set up shop as a ghost lawyer. I could represent innocent ghosts being accused of crimes. I would immediately sell the film rights.

human treasure talks to human garbage about non humans, is a treasure, makes garbage mad.

I'm picturing him communicating with his client via tomato soup can.

There is also concern that when he performs or attends at some of his public events, people will get shot or seriously injured.

um dinosaurs are very real fuck her right in the ear

But the Burpo kid told me so!

Are you saying heaven is not 4 real?

Let's be honest here: retail labor isn't exactly hard to come by in these situations. Headhunting is, for better or for worse, for people with relatively more rare skills.