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Blues gets shit on because it was such a popular top 40 song, but it’s one I love.

I’m embarrassed to say how many times I used to listen to “I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues” on repeat when I was in some forlorn state.

You are a treasure.

Remember, this woman is someone who thinks the hardest part of being a woman is choosing what to wear. You know, not being murdered, raped, unemployed, abused, beaten, having rights to your body taken away, the wage gap...but the colossal, world changing decision of to wear red or to wear black.

You can transition the girl out the privileged American White Male ™, but never transition the privileged American White Male™ out of the girl.

Ms. Jenner is the newest spokeswoman for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

So people have finally stopped endlessly defending her because she was a high profile Transgender individual and finally realised that both pre and post transition was a shitty person?

guest column?

Online clothing shopping has concentrated my purchasing into several brands that provide consistent sizing. All the extra options have done the opposite to my buying habits—I get fed up with “trying things on” via shipping back and forth, so I stick to brand X that I know is always size Y for me.

Excellent work, Anonymous Fifth Grader. I like your chart.

I keep telling myself I’m going to stop dating celebrities, but then I never do! I try and try, but every time I walk out of my house, I trip over a celebrity and find myself having sex with them. It’s a problem that I don’t think gets enough attention.

I would say not sending people to prison for recreational drug use helps them more than one iota. There is a lot wrong with the illicit drug industry, but sending people who aren’t “criminal scumbags” to prison doesn’t magically solve the problem. People who misuse and abuse drugs need TREATMENT, not prison.

Aww, what cuties! I love the fact that they’re posed around a figure that could be the silhouette of a rat, like they are presenting the ghost of a kill to you.

That’s adorable. We should have a tattoo thread.

It’s part of a string of animal crackers. Here’s the best I can do for the hippo (*super* awkward placement on the side of my arm):

....If only everyone who ended up doing hard drugs was raised in a nice, level-headed environment which engendered high amounts of self-confidence and esteem and imparted myriad stress-reduction mechanisms aside from substance abuse.

....if only.....

There is definitely a difference between pot and heroin, but that doesn’t mean the approach we have been taking to either drug has been successful. Pot legalization and the response to the opioid epidemic will hopefully lead to more helpful strategies.

I suspect there are immature and irrational and messy people involved in Aaron Rogers’ breakup, and that those people are his immediate family. I don’t think they caused the breakup in any way, but we hear way too much from them. It’s almost as if they like reading about themselves.

Just cuz I’m trying to keep score but what year did Coachella officially jump the shark and become 100% about fashionistas and “looks”?

I don’t know who she is but she looks cute and appropriately dressed for a festival and not like she’s attending NYFW. Who goes to a festival with a full face of makeup and lashes and extensions and whatnot?????