I still don't see it. I want a refund.

*Rolls eyes*

I thought it might be a gimmick, but the dude has 24,000 comments from his account.

I don't think you are properly using the word "exclusively." Also, what in fresh hell did I just read?

This is all good and well. But I'm more interested in the coverage from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. He better be there.

That escalated quickly.

This is one of the best things I've ever read.

I'm guessing a shit ton of homophobic people care.

Fairly dickish Newswire. Although, it doesn't quite rise to the level of making fun of Chris Cornell's music in an article about a person who is stalking his family.

In my experience it's about 10% of all kids.

Reposted Amazon Customer Reviews?

I'm on team once a week.

Fuckin' Univision.

People are hungry for it.

The lives of AV Clubbers aren't actually that exciting.

Me too. It was always solid.

MONK! My office, now!

I didn't defend anything. I'm just poking fun at you for spamming the comments with your anti AVC rage.

Did clickbait give you a wedgie or something? It seems like you've got a pretty big grudge going on here.

You could go somewhere else?