All caps is the ultimate sign of not caring about something.

To be fair, your math was poor. It's tough to let that slide.

We're well past that point. You're behind by at least 4 backlashes.

The math in your original comment is flawed.

NOOOOOOOOPE!

I mistakenly read it as Kanye at first. I became very confused.

Moooom!!! The AV Club is digging up corpses again!!!

He's trying to impress Billy Corgan with increasingly crazy conspiracies.

Does that mean she hates the movie Face/Off?

Netflix and Password Spill

Sure, you're just here to promote proper diet and nutrition. None of your comments have anything to do with the fact that you're a shit stirring fuckstick.

IS THAT MY SQUIRTLE IN THERE!?!?

Touché

Nah, I'm a lot older than you.

Hey, bro. Are you really "the makeout king of your fraternity?"

I'll never be ashamed of my non-ironic love for Nicolas Cage.

Thanks for weighing in.

Most perfect comment/username synergy of all time.

My mistake. Should've referred to your poor interpretation of the situation as a whole.

You're busting out the stripper analogy? Seriously?