You're not off to a strong start when you begin a comment with:

"You see we got the power to turn back tim…"

The last sentence confuses me. Is it a dig on Cornell? If so, it's an odd place for that joke in a Newswire about how he's being dangerously stalked.

That's clearly not a real adult. It's just three Lego boys stacked on top of each other.

Whoops. I copied your comment.

Did he listen to the Beastie Boys?

Meh, he's not nearly as cool as his brother Rod.

Should Muhammad Ali have stayed out of anything that didn't have to do with boxing?

Yea, it's one of those situations where you need to factor in the context of the rest of the comments. It's not quite the same as pointing out a misspelling of a Star Wars character's name.

She went off on some rant in reply to you. I've always wondered if it was actually Jessica Hinch. I wonder if she got banned because I saw her comments disappear elsewhere.

Eli Manning?

Ha, luckily I got a chance to read it before it got axed.

Does it come with used condoms that you can mail to the other action figures?

Awww man. BrighterDays attack on you got deleted. That's no fun.

Lots of right wing commenters use the line "crammed down our throats" when referring to social issues that they object to. The phrasing has always been hysterical to me because I have the maturity of a 10 year old.

I'm not homophobic. I just hate it when gay characters ARE RAMMED DOWN OUR THROATS!!!

True, but it's understandably a pretty big entertainment news story that's all over the web.

It's a phenomenal documentary. I was really impressed by it.

This Mark Fuhrman gimmick account is lame.

There are some excellent Fuhrmanisms in O.J.: Made in America. That dude is hot garbage.