I just got third degree burns from this scorching hot take.

Here's an idea for a Great Job, Internet. Post a maship of all the opening death sequences from Six Feet Under. That's something I wouldn't snark on.

Crooked Rocky making accusations again!

But how else will I know about Gillian Anderson's supposedly huge campaign to become the next Bond?

See also: "bae"

go there.

What about Cathy? ACK!

Independence Daytente: End of War

It's the American Dream.

Grown-Ass Manitoba

I don't buy it. This whole thing is a stunt for Ashram Kitchen's Prank'd.

Shawn and Marlon know what they did.

No one bosses around the Wayans brothers.

Probably because it's easier to have brand name actors out doing the publicity. They can comfortably make the rounds on talk shows because people know who they are from other projects.

Hack-a-Diplomat

These puns about Shaq are Fulish.

Shaq fits under the banner of pop culture. He crossed over from being just an athlete sometime during his rookie year.

MC Skat Kat disagrees with your opinion.

He's playing football coach Jim Zorn.

I only complain when we get too much logorrhea.