Volcano: Revenge of Magma

Scrolling through your bed in phone causes temporary hearing loss.

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Docent.

Erection is Coming

The Star Wars Weeks are multiplying. We're all doomed!

There are still tickets available for the SludgeVohaul and Oates concert.

Boom. Nailed it.

A couple of weeks ago in What's on Tonight they said there would be coverage this season. Don't know why they changed their minds.

He needs to starwipe those tears away and get back to work.

This isn't as offensive as the Randy Quaid Edition of The Sims.

Definitely, bro. Chip Kelly made me hate them even more.

Her name is Tara Reid. She hails from the '90s.

I don't think Monster-In-Law needs a remake.

I'm afraid of pottery wheels.

Ellen DeGenereses won't be worth that much in 10 years. The collectible Ellen bubble will be even worse than what happened with baseball card values at the end of the '90s.

Obamadinejad HATES America!

I've accepted the fact that awards programs will never acknowledge The Knick.

Now admit that Jaden was a mistake.

Does she not have a right arm?

There is a scene in the movie where they go to a Live concert.