That’s true; Isaiah had the day off and it would have been cool to see him play, but I can now say that I’ve seen enough of Jae Crowder and Kelly Olynyk to last me a lifetime. Those two were a pain in the ass all day.

Was it KG and Pierce though? Or was it Perk and Big Baby? The world may never know

Rajon Rondo is so poisonous he has his own MSDS.

General: Who did you pick as your favorite after the Sweet 16?

On the bright side, no one there will have to stream it personally.

They can just watch our desktops remotely.

Thank you!!! This is exactly what I needed to fill out my XCOM2 Soldier Roster!

Sultan McDoom for the win!!

Bupp, Hands, Posthumus, and McDoom got the largest spontaneous laughs from me. McDoom might be my fave.

Sultan McDoom is the hidden gem of this whole thing. He clearly is a Silver Age Comic villain. And he gets to face his alter-ego Cash Masters in the second round.

No. Two words: No. Rebounding.

That’s a pretty meteroic rise from his previous position as Assistant Defensive Coordinator at Penn State.

“I said a ‘condom,’ honey. Use a condom.”

Short, to the point, and gratuitously embarrassing to DB’s everywhere.

Boogie’s on what’s going to be a cheap contract and just one of Smart, Bradley, or Crowder and some flotsam isn’t much of a return. If I’m Sac, I need far more than that, though, it’s Ainge dealing with Vlade and Vivek, so, shit, shoot for the moon I guess.

I’m not a Boston fan, but the Celts are a fun team right now. Isaiah has been a delight since his Sacramento days and it’s been a delight watching him ball out as a full time starter and lead scorer. Horford’s a classic pro’s pro. The rest of their pieces feel like Denver to me: good, solid players on reasonable…

Counterpoint: I read it.

I agree with all of that, but I can see why Crowder is pissed off. From his position, they’re cheering for a guy who could come in and take his job, and he’s one of the guys who was instrumental in turning the team around. I get that he’s feeling a little underappreciated.

Hayward is, statistically, a better defender than Crowder.

When I was in Kindergarten, I got a whistle in my stocking that sounded like a train horn when you blew into it. I really liked it and brought it in for show and tell, but Mrs. Himmelman said it wasn’t my turn. So I told her that my dad worked on a train and that he let me bring the whistle in just that one day. If I…