When I was in Kindergarten, I got a whistle in my stocking that sounded like a train horn when you blew into it. I really liked it and brought it in for show and tell, but Mrs. Himmelman said it wasn’t my turn. So I told her that my dad worked on a train and that he let me bring the whistle in just that one day. If I…

One day I was at my cousins’ place and we inexplicably decided to smash all of the windows in their garage. Would you believe it, we got in trouble.

Shot smoke bombs / firecrackers while hidden in the woods, aiming at girls in our 6th grade class during their softball practice.

He was only off by two feet.

I came here to post this exact same picture of this exact same car, and who beat me to it?

The only thing more 1987 than your selection is your screen name.

There’s no way Dante’s supposed to be there that day.

make sure you put that sign out front.

This problem is easily solved.

As one grammar nerd to another...

As a result, Hernandez allegedly waited for the men to leave the club, pulled up next to their vehicle, yelled “what up, [racial slur]?”

Best shooters in New England history.

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

Nah man, he’s always hungry. CAUSE HE’S CHUBBY YADIG?

Did you know he played basketball?

Now I know what I’m having for lunch.

Goddamn that’s a scrotum-looking neck.

For wilfully turning a blind eye to young people hurting each other, Asiata faces a possible sentence of 20-40 years coaching college football.