Can I applaud Bill for not tossing the Patriots IT guys under the bus and giving them a measure of respect for their work.

What does Mick Foley have to do with any of this?

I always thought Ron Wolfley sounded like a Jesse “The Body” Ventura, or rather, James Adomian’s impression of Jesse “The Body” Ventura.

Boxing. That being said, if the right people are judging, dying mid-fight might not prevent me from winning.

If Suh were an actual dolphin:

Kind of rare to see a fan from Australia.

They nailed the color scheme

Recommended replacement:

Sources tell us that Labaton Sucharow has reached out to former ESPN employees in an attempt to gather information that could be used in a potential class-action suit against Disney.

Yeah, I did notice that, but it was too late. Not having the best commenting day today. :/

Mike Piazza vacations in Provincetown.

Jeremy Giambi was safe

Not even sure this is a “take” but I firmly believe that HBO (let’s be honest, this would be right up Starz’s alley) should pay for and air uncensored sports broadcasts.

That Lance Armstrong truly deserves the 7 Tour de France victories, because everyone else was cheating then anyway