The generic movie trailer music completely ruined the video. Made it seem like the introduction to a cheesy reality TV competition where the host is driving to the exotic location for the first time.

Dear marketing persons, less action movie violins and more gunshot
fuel dump shifts plz.

I recently went to the eye doctor and told him another doctor had told me to wait to see an ophthalmologist until it got bad. The doctor laughed and said ‘well, it’s bad!” and proceeded to tell me I was legally blind in one eye, and almost legally blind in the other.

Reminds me of this meme

I’ve lost more weight during my morning dump.

Could be worse

Thanks, I’ll give that a try.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

If there’s enough lube, a condom, and enough enthusiasm, someone can easily end up balls deep with just one strong, addidental thrust at the wrong hole.

That’s enough internet for today.

Maybe you haven’t heard of Honda’s reputation with in house auto transmissions and higher powered motors. It’s not their finest work.

There is a whole range of the method for creating a roux. You CAN brown your butter if you like. You can cook your flour til it turns a rich red if you like (It won’t thicken as well, so you will have to use more roux to your milk) (Also, you won’t have a white sauce anymore... but you’ll have something tasty). For my…

All that is pretty neat but these are the reasons I’d move to CA.

I love how it seems like every time he says “go easy now for me brother” they seemed to push harder.

When I was a teen we had TV. With a dial you had to get up to turn. And a phone that was affixed to the wall.

Better still, go with craft beer, because carbonation. Even more refreshing than the acidity of white wine.

You know what does everything better than both a manual and a modern auto? A freakin’ CVT. But I rather catch the flu than drive a car with one.

Dear Mom,

Probably because that is a Plymouth and this is an article about GM