Love the super-hero-esque running away shot!

I can't say I even really liked the game, but I'm pretty sure Leisure Suit Larry was my first Sierra adventure game, obtained on the sly way back when...

Seems I can't promote some comments, but I like that one.

I've been to Tijuana and if by "professional" he means "loose" and "aggressive" then I suppose that's somehow accurate.

These folks don't deserve to be labeled as "officers". Something like "Nuisance Attendants" is probably more appropriate.

I have to admit I don't really know what "beefing so heavy" means.

I understood him perfectly. Hm. Step over here and do me a favor and focus on my finger with just your eyes please — don't move your head...

So,

Maybe Monsanto can step in and help save the bananas from their vulnerable genetic weakness!!

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were…

That's right the Ford Exploders were the main target for the rollover scare from 20/20 type investigative journalism TV shows back in the day...

Absolutely do not eat Disney's Dried Belladonna Berries.

Ancient hunters would lure into a tight corner to get them to roll over.

Sounds like they needed to schedule an e-meter session with an auditor and discuss this reactive mind behavior!

Don't think they're not considering Lemonade Stand Wars.

And Hawaii belongs to Japan now?