Bob of Bob's Touchless Autowash is stoked.

If I were on that bus, what would have happened next was she would have returned to her seat...right next to mine.

What's this image from?

Huh. Q-tip use #367.

Then disrespected, some may argue, with their CGI-revised Star Wars trilogy work!

His techniques definitely worked for me. Remake of Clash of the Titans? Awful — I walked out.

His techniques definitely worked for me. Remake of Clash of the Titans? Awful — I walked out.

1. This is outstanding technology for training.

Is that already on a t-shirt somewhere?

It's clearly a bat.

Sounds like the start of a good story to me.

Indeed, I think my wife heard me laugh, and she's at work.

I think it's actually American Tom MacMaster posing as a dead Syrian lesbian posing as a blonde Floridian mistress.

"Why don't I take a seat?" he said to himself, gesturing to a small booth in the corner, where he subsequently questioned and ridiculed himself for hours.

I'm not sure about him wanting to engage in their "activity" but I always figured it was simply a matter of time before he was exposed for some kind of sexual misconduct. But who knows, maybe it's a slippery slope from "carrying luggage" for someone 21 years younger to BAM! "xbox" with a 14 year old.

Did he lure her with condoms, wine, and $99,864,731 ATM receipts?

Nice twist.

the last time I was ready to buy a new printer I wanted it to be wireless and have automatic duplex (two-sided) printing to save paper. I originally went with an HP Photosmart Premium which was absolutely terrible. Consumed tons of ink and I was certain the "higher capacity" XL cartridges actually contained the same…

Seems the older ones were alright.

I love your creativity!