Just because I'm confused — do you have to send them in uniform? You mentioned he isn't wearing a uniform now and the wealthier parents let their kids wear cute clothes, but also that there is only one uniform optional day a week so I was confused. I probably shouldn't be over thinking this.

So yesterday you bought 100 condoms and today you needed 100 more? And you're going to need to bribe students into buying you condoms, 100 at a time, often? Girl, your vagina's going to get SORE.

I would never willingly drive on i35 for that long (AND BACK!) just to have sex. Nuh uh. But props for your dedication and why didn't you go to HEB!

The robotic caterpillar is shown only in the last 20 seconds.

Finally someone with some priorities.

Indeed, we should send in that Gordon Ramsay fella to places like that.

Yeah I don't think I've tried the hand warming, but usually try to cut off small slices. One could also set a hot beverage on top of 'em for a bit, too.

This doesn't help where restaurants serve up those ice-cold foil-wrapped squares of butter. At home we just have the spreadable tub'o'butter kind anyhow.

I think the math for $200 Optimus V + $25/month is more like $800 over 2 years. A $200 Droid phone with Verizon or similar is gonna be around $1,880 over 2 years.

Wife just got the Optimus V with Virgin Mobile. It's not the greatest phone, especially as compared side-by-side to my Droid Incredible, but with a plan for unlimited texting and data for only $25/month? That is AWESOME. Even if 300 minutes per month ends up not being enough the next plan up is still only $40..…

Then I guess it shouldn't be built — for anyone!

I will buy this myspace.com for one dollar and have my sidekick Milhouse be its security guard.

Sounds like an idea for a Twilight Zone episode, starring Jack Klugman.

While that makes sense for the divisions, it doesn't explain or excuse the inequality of award money.

Did you finish the 72 oz Steak at the Big Texan in Amarillo?

@thanat_o_maton: phew!

1. Love the illustration for the Heart of Iron book — it alone inspires my imagination.

Good grammar for one-handed typing.

p.s. = post script

GET OFF MY PLANE!