You should do a study on grad students scheming for ways to get research grants.

Only if you're also masturbating.

I was hoping it would be a real theme park too and it seems Florida's climate would be perfect for that.

Swamplandia is not as tasty nor fun as Finlandia.

Ok, I'll "ask"

This will probably go through. The Justice Department's Anti-Trust Division doesn't seem to block anything any more.

*taps on the floor apprehensively before deciding it's safe to step forward*

I'm looking forward to seeing "Coming Home" if only because it means they'll be returning soon after. The people in this video look young and happy—like myself and my friends. I really hope that they return safely soon. It is certainly very sobering to be reminded that there are faces behind the war I oppose.

I've had similar considerations with a similar conclusion. I would certainly have to do whatever it takes to ensure I could have something close to a pizza pie though. I also think I'd get pretty frustrated not being able to wash my hands with ease in most places.

What is the leading image from?

A Vindication of the Rights of Madwomen!

Rot gut.

That's because it's got its head up its ass.

LazyLazyHippo — you are the Andy Samberg of Jezebel. Nice job.

These pretzels...! are making me thirsty!

"Wed 20 Apr 2011 8:59 AM" | "Just finished off my bottle of Johnnie Walker black."

Damn, the MIB got to 'em.

"would be embarrassing to the BBC if it came out sounding like a farting sound or a dying bird on live radio "

You'll be listening to a recording of the trumpet being played for the first time in 3000 years at that time. Plain and simple.

Yeah, you know, *I* know, and Hollywood knew, but didn't care and ruined the outstanding original plot anyway for the movie. They could have had a great movie but Hollywoodized the ending and made it forgettable and stupid.