Baby needs a new pair of cruisers and break room vending machines.

How does one dress like a mannequin? Don't mannequins dress like human beings, and this guy is just posing like a mannequin?

For whom, Canada's University of Waterloo? They don't count, my friend!

*wink*

I saw the same thing, then I remembered my wife would absolutely crawl over to my side anyway.

Government's perfect little angel must goosestep through security.

I often see the guy wearing shorts and flip-flops get pulled aside for the secondary screening.

Yeah it wasn't the "close call" I was expecting.

I think this is strange because I've seen other pictures on facebook with two of the same gender kissing. In fact, there's one of me involved in a three way kiss with all girls on there right now (keeping it classy). But he said someone had been harassing him on facebook, so I guess that person must have reported the…

I think the hang-up most commenters are getting here is the word "sue." We have really negative connotations, perhaps, about people who are quick to sue when something doesn't go their way. I really think it's important everyone keeps in mind that she is not suing Match.com for compensation for what happened to her,…

Yes, there are risks involved in everything, including online dating. Companies do have a responsibility to their customers to be safe. She isn't asking for money or compensation, she is hoping to decrease that risk a little bit by asking them to set up a security measure. Nothing in the real world is risk free, but…

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haha! I love this comment.

This just reinforces the philosophy I've started to develop after following some comedians I like on Twitter — sometimes it's best not to know the artist behind the art.

But that's because you make toy vacuums.

Sheenius doesn't need a certificate.

I guess the lesson here is to wait until you can afford to hire lawyers and get everyone on camera to sign a release before doing risque comedy.

Imagine if his guitar had an anti-Patriot Act sticker, then the mobs could shout two overused panic buzzwords:

Well, what language is it already?

I guess he didn't have a good enough lawyer? Or too terrible a judge.