@LadySublue: Well it appears Anna North wants to be infuriated on your behalf anyways.

California DA promises to prosecute overly touchy pat downs

Vivid Entertaint Group seeking professional fluffers. Experience not needed, but TSA experience a plus.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: I'm pretty much in the same boat. I keep personal info minimal and post or comment now and then, but have never taken it seriously enough to worry about the bloating "friend" list.

@Musclehead: Good for you. I wish I had refundable tickets for my Christmas flights.

@Witness1: I forgot to contact the secret shadow government senator... what's his name again?

@skidoosh: Your comment implies you believe most people complaining are just "too shy" for this screening, which is fairly juvenile. If you read all the comments, the vast majority of people aren't concerned with the potential for their "junk" to be visible by itself... it's about principles.

@mikehart526: You don't understand because no one is declaring they have a right to fly; they're declaring they have a right to conduct business without the government violating their rights as provided in the 4th amendment, and/or, that we should not be subjected to (1) potentially harmful scanning devices, (2)…

Isaac Z. Schlueter — One man! alone! betrayed by the country he loves! now their last hope in their hour of need...

@Chernobyl: *rubber glove snap*

@LETE: Ok — I agree with all that. But can I maintain my dignity when I want to conduct business with an airline in the mean time?

@thetickler: "No, the airlines and state are up against insurance costs due to lawsuits after such incidents. "

@CommentNinja: Perfect example. I'm sure this happens all the time.

@nicklaw17: Haha. COTD...so far.

@thetickler: It's not selfishness, son, it's taking responsibility for our lives.

@typicalhero: Stay away from my potential future daughter with that kind of line!

@Sam Biddle: I've already answered that question. My next question for you is why would you praise such dubious business practices, where it's already clear he could get into trouble for it? Just because of his age? There's a lot of high school kids in the silicon valley who are successful entrepreneurs without…

@gthing: I have Comcast and it's like I can never watch any youtube video without it pausing to buffer. always have to pause it manually and let the whole video completely load, do something else, then come back to it and let it play... but even then, it still pauses now and then

So, Sam Biddle, it appears you applaud this, despite the fact it circumvents who knows how many laws. I don't know about you, but I don't want to see a replication of the Chinese gray market here in the USA.

I heard that OMD's "If You Leave" is automatically played during this process as well.