Hey Helen, if your feet are cold, put on a hat!

Never could get into the Ultima series. Was more of a Bard's Tale and Eye of the Beholder series player. I think I may have played Underworld, but can't remember the game play.. just remember it coming out.

Looooved Privateer. Does anyone known if Microsoft's Freelancer would be a good modernized version of Privateer?

11. I had nothing to do with it, therefore it either won't work or will electrocute you slowly when you attempt to use it.

@thePrototype: Well said, thePrototype.

@CarlinSnake: I dunno, chances are there are just as troubled people out there at this moment, possibly planning a similar crime. Maybe they read Kotaku. Maybe they'll see how these criminal plans are a bad idea and change their mind. Maybe there's a soon-to-be victim out there and maybe he/she will see this and…

Nicole Simpson definitely didn't care for the juice cleanse.

Ugh — now that everyone knows about these I have to toss mine and get something new again.

I'm thin. My BMI puts me just above "underweight," albeit barely. I smoke cigarettes, drink a lot of beer, eat mostly pizza or really anything with cheese, and I hate exercising. My whole family is thin and I was blessed with good genes. I know girls (and guys) who may weigh more than me but eat healthy foods and go…

@CashMoneyHoney: I agree with this. One of my good friends is fit and gorgeous now (at 21), but up until half-way through high school, he was chubby and awkward and he still sees himself that way. Body issues have that way of sticking around.

@affable.gentleman: Wish I could be drinking beers and mindlessly watching frozen loads screens about now.

@pettiblay: Obviously the airport provided some kind of solution for you, but honestly, if you had all those problems with so many other routers and configurations and hacks, I wouldn't necessarily blame the quality of those routers. Sounds like you had a very specific issue and either you learned something along the…

Lip reading skills are a bit rusty but I think she's saying, "Myeh, see, send a courier by motorcar to TMZ post haste. Yaaaa, that's right, Al Jolson is naked and running amok in front of the theater again!"

Sometimes, Lifehacker, it seems like you're just talking down to us.

@Danny Peck: Unfortunate sign of the human condition; fortunate sign of human adaptability via technology

@FrankenPC:

Love Matheson, but "What Dreams May Come" starts to get way too weepy and sappy for my tastes. For anyone who entertains themselves by listening Coast to Coast AM (Art Bell), you can easily see how many of the guests pilfered the afterlife concepts from this book and adopted them to their own "expert knowledge" of…

@octorox: Well I understood what you're saying. The assumption is that a "good" game will inherently generate business. Can a good game fail? Yeah, but that's probably gonna have to do with a failure in marketing or to do with a game that is too esoteric or so morally offensive that it shouldn't be called "good"…

@Smiley Massacre: Technically speaking, you're probably actually a very asocial person.

It seems like his opinion is more aligned with where he wants the market direction to end up, rather than what it may realistically be.