Eh, I totally lost my shit after my mom died. People handle grief differently and I think that is one thing no one should be judged on.

I am/was a rabid fan of the show, and I do not want a SATC 3, because SATC 1 and 2 were absolutely ridiculous garbage movies.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO ONE WANTS A SEX AND THE CITY 3!!!!

Oh also, I lost my virginity to Dave Matthew’s CRASH

Yeah, she “clapped back” at the lowest of all the low hanging fruit...and even at that, it wasn’t good.

Totally!

Also, look at him. I could believe a hot 19 year old would want to bang a 45 year old man who looked like Ewan McGregor (46) or Keanu Reeves (53!), but Dane Cook is a 45 year old man who looks like a Walmart Dad. Also his comedy is terrible.

I have no evidence for this, but I’d be really surprised if Dane Cook hadn’t started grooming his girlfriend before she turned 18. I generally don’t have too much of a problem with big age differences because my parents are 17 years apart and I have an uncle and aunt who were 20 years, BUT both couples met when the…

Okay there are a lot of konversations we can have about Kim’s look here, but I feel like the biggest issue for me (outside the obvious thirst and appropriation she’s been called out for a million and one times) is that the braids don’t even look good.

Who wore it better?

We’ve all see her naked, so many, many, many, many times.

“Eh, we give him a mulligan on all that. After all, he was still a young 60 year old when most of those things happened,” said Evangelical supporters.

A sitting POTUS:

Kimmel needs to quit stealing my ideas....from two weeks ago:

If Kimmel were smart he’d film early and get clips out there just before Trump starts the State of the Union. Get him all wound up so he goes off the teleprompter and has a meltdown. #goodtv

And also, if forgiveness is going to be given, it is for those who have been wronged to decide to give, not for some onlooker.

.I’m not really sure why Aniston is so well liked other than Friends, which is a medicore version of Living Single. Team Jolie...

I, on the other hand, have never liked Aniston. Don‘t even know why. I only barely watched Friends.

Lobsters can be deadly. Don’t act like y’all don’t know.
Edit: Total image upload fail. Imagine Bob’s Burger’s Lobsterfest episode with Gene’s anaphylactic reaction-engorged face here. *sigh*

The argument that he wasn’t a “father-figure” is such a gross hill to die on.