What’s funny is Ted Cruz is exactly the kind of asshole who isn’t sure what makes him an asshole. He literally thinks it’s everyone else. Hadn’t he already found his calling in the senate, he’d be excellent on a reality show. On second thought, can someone lure him away from politics and towards WEtv? Think of how…

See, my issue with Ariel is never what she wants the issue to be. Like here: girl, my bod was like that as a late teen/early 20something and I *wish* I had rocked it harder. Do you. But when you do, make sure to put some soothing cream on your razor burn and/or ‘shop that shit out. You can flash your whole labia for…

I think the list is complete garbage, but the feta and goat cheese make sense because they’re not from cow’s milk. If she’s lactose intolerant—or claims to be—she could eat feta (which comes from sheep) and goat cheese.

I once had a friend say to my ex, “dude, why are you being such a salty bag of chips right now?” It was like 10 years ago and I still think it’s one of the greatest gentle burns I’ve ever heard.

Add a new item on my bucket list: be deemed 1/2 of a “diminutive power couple.”

Sodburger did the Lord’s work and decoded it. Bless you, Sodburger.

OOOOOOH, right. I plum forgot that song even existed, as evidenced by my other comment that said Chained to the Rhythm was her most recent single.

PS I couldn’t even understand the first tweet. Is it full of Aussie slang? I’m I just old af? Purposeful poop? bomb a petit? Is that a pun on bon appetit? Or French for tiny bomb? What’s going on here?

Katy’s single before this, some Grace Jones knockoff, is about how we all listen to pop music (and feed on pop culture) as a distraction from fighting the power or whatever. And her performance at the Grammys highlighted the message by turning the set into these boards onto which was projected the Constitution.

They separated and then conceived their 3rd baby while separated and got back together. She came out pregnant and everyone was like “OMG WHO IS THE FATHER???” And she was like, er, my husband. But you’re not wrong that they split at one point. They just got back together either slightly before conceiving or as a…

Save for one, I totally agree with you. But you cannot be suggesting that this gorgeous androgynous sexbomb is the same caliber snoozefest she usually goes for:

I do not understand why the world is gaga for the Property Brothers. I think I’m supposed to think they’re attractive but they are just not. They have funky teeth, kind of awkward faces, and the one has to color his hair this godawful shade of “red” so you can distinguish him from the slightly uglier one.

I asked myself, “Do you think she’s in some kind of reproduce-off with Lauryn Hill, but Lauryn just doesn’t know it and would be like, ‘girl, bye’ if she did?” How can she only have 3 kids? She’s had like, 7 problematic fiancees.

I frequently make this joke in front of him. He recently looked at me, after years of this, and said whispered, “Jesus? It’s gotta be Jesus, right?” I thought I was being hyperbolic but I was spot-on.

In which case, every. single. one. of them is guilty. The way this show discussed bisexuality was repulsive. Not one of them gets off the hook on that. But yes—I can’t defend Phaedra on this. Generally speaking, I haven’t found her to be homophobic prior to this. But the whole lesbiangate subplot infuriated me…

Look at @lunaluno’s comment below. Her suicide isn’t the result of depression, per se. It’s the result of being mistreated by boys, and the tapes are a reminder for them to be better.

Interesting. See, I feel like Phaedra judges people because she’s shady Phaedra. I never hear her say that she’s doing it based on some Christian principle. But maybe I’ve turned a deaf ear because you have to be either Team Phaedra or Team Kenya and I fucking hate Kenya.

Oh, 100000%. I just think Sheree has been more careful with it than a lot of others. Danielle Staub’s spot-on impersonation of Jafar springs to mind.

See, I think of Phaedra as sort of culturally religious, like how my Mexican husband is sure he’s going to heaven because he’s “Catholic” even though he literally couldn’t tell you who the main guy is in the New Testament. To Phaedra, religion seems like a hobby. She has an affinity for prayer shawls and restoration…

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That would actually be a really good explanation for why she couldn’t come up with a more convincing explanation than “I made a rash decision.” They never break the 4th wall on this show and acknowledge that there’s external intervention. And the more I watch Andy Cohen, the more sure I am…