“Brah, your muscles are nowhere near toned enough for that tribal arm band. Also, I assume you plan to pick up your kid one day with that arm. Aren’t you worried you’ll get stretch marks?” Funny how women are the only ones obligated to plan for their prospective offspring when being tattooed.

Well, we can assume she didn’t think about it because she was young and female, and everyone knows girls are stupid twats who don’t deserve bodily autonomy.

Actually, showing someone something on your body doesn’t give them license to ask about your reproductive plans.

At least 2 miles from a Think Coffee and travelling further.

I have a tattoo in exactly that place. I’ve had one child and am pregnant with another. My tattoo is just fine, thanks. Maybe don’t confront people about what they feel like doing to their own bodies, eh? Maybe she can’t have children, maybe she’ll never want them, maybe she’s trans, maybe it’s none of your…

Let me be clear: I hate Chris Brown. I think he’s a monster, and I don’t think it has a whole lot to do with his mental health diagnosis (bipolar II). People sometimes have mental health conditions, and they sometimes are monsters, and one does not necessarily create the other.

Ay-oh!

I am so sorry this happened to you (and to Jane, and to millions of other women and men). I hope it may help a tiny bit to remind yourself that self-blame is a coping strategy and has nothing to do with intelligence, feminism, or any other way of thinking. It’s a thing our psyches do to protect us and in large part,…

You’re confusing sex and gender, as are many commenters. Gender has no physiological basis, which is why this commenter’s question is sort of reasonable: s/he is asking, if gender is a construct and race is a construct, what’s the difference?

By faucet, you mean my vagina, right? Because something definitely dried up.

I thought it was such a one-sided contract to begin with. He hasn’t done fuckall in years, so she kept him in the headlines (well, she and his nude paddleboarding) but he just made her look kind of sad.

He was never accused of rape. Conflating what he did with rape is a disservice to survivors.

Also who picks MARVIN as their special secret sex name?

Man, this is like when I felt like the first person to hate the words “moist” and “panties” (this is because my mom always pronounced it “pannies,” which is just beyond gross) and then I discovered I wasn’t original at all.

http://jezebel.com/i-m-starting-to-feel-like-people-can-be-culturally-gay-1792218506

I saw it. It made it really hard to argue with Sandoval’s “he’s a battered wife!” explanation.

He allegedly celebrated his 37th birthday a couple episodes ago with that weird roast.

But like, it’s not that hard to be right about these people’s relationships. “Scheana and Shay won’t last” was about as hard a call to make as, say, “If I don’t eat for a week, I’ll be hungry.”

Did you get this from my post about being “culturally gay” or is this a term going around? Because Tom Sandoval is literally like the definition of culturally gay. Also, the guy, for better or worse, is almost pathologically comfortable being himself. The crying, the forehead shaving, the capri harem pants. Also,…

This episode was the first time (in my memory, at least) that Schwartz has explained what he recalls of the thing with Vegas Girl (not to be confused with Miami Girl). He basically woke up in her bed and has no recollection of what happened. To which I would say, if he did have sex with her, it was certainly not…