Er, is she batshit crazy? It sounds like two parents fighting about children. Isn’t it as likely that he’s batshit crazy? Or just like, someone with a vagina doesn’t give a man what he wants=she’s crazy?

Why will no one ever listen to me about this—XENU:SCIENTOLOGY::SATAN:CHRISTIANITY. Rant over.

I didn’t think it looked bad at all?

You’re aware she already has an Oscar, yes?

It bums me the fuck out that when confronted with this sort of bigotry, the poor woman has to respond that she does, in fact, speak English. Like her speaking Spanish is only justified as long as she can also speak English. What’s wrong here is that some crazy bat thinks that what comes out of your mouth is any of her…

whose signature move is making a faux surprised face every time she is met with someone not at all surprising.

Or maybe the focus on STEM, instruction on which has been shown to systematically exclude women, is a reflection of the patriarchy? But aside from that, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you under the impression that Jezebel is literally this one article? A website that consists of one article only, ever, for…

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Er, Guy Oseary is a venture capitalist, yes, but probably best known as Madonna’s long-time manager.

Actually, CDC, AAP, and WHO all recommend circumcision, as it dramatically reduces the risk of HIV and STI transmission (by as much as 60%), and the risk of transmission of HPV in particular to women who may be partners of heterosexual men. The risk of future sexual dysfunction is dramatically outweighed by the…

I think that’s probably true. In a show like this, everyone has a backstory, so I don’t automatically go to it seeming pathologized within this self-contained universe. But I’ve seen the sexual-abuse-as-origin-of-sexual-orientation trope (rather than sexual-abuse-as-origin-of-sexual-insecurity/closetedness) so many…

Jesus, Vince. Let it go.

1. If the Shotgunning Crow is taking requests, Vince Vaughn solidified his place as the first victim I’d nominate with that stupid fucking opening. I literally said, “oh, Christ. The ‘This Is Why I’m Broken’ monologue to open the show? Face it, Vince: no one will ever like you, no matter what steaming pit of misery…

I’m so glad a (black) man wielding a kettle bell is making “terrorist” threats but a (white) guy who murders 9 people is just a “gunman.”

make amends with Blac Chyna

Excuhuse you.

This has been my problem with these “pay your artists, goddamnit,” campaigns. They’re launched by people who have more money than they could ever spend and seem to have far less to do with helping out the little guy than more publicity and money for the artists in question. If they were about equity, artists like…

Look, all I know is that I scrolled down and saw an Ann Coulter headline and began to prepare to be incensed/devastated by some hideous thing she said about Charleston. So honestly, her insulting Lena Dunham is a relief by comparison.

Sexuality exists on a spectrum, eh? But we should discourage “straight” women from expressing those moments when a woman gives them a lady boner, for fear it’s just about them wanting to be edgy? Could it be that for those women, they land very near the end of that spectrum, and it is surprising and exciting for them…