It is really hard to take clothes off of someone who isn’t conscious.

Oh, you mean these gams? Like, come on. His nipples, like mine, are standing up for good reason.

I went down a clickhole to see if this was really true, because I couldn’t imagine ol Turkeyneck ever being a fox, but you’re right. But more importantly, a Google image search of McCain led to images of JFK Jr. I was young when he was the thing, so my old sister’s obsession always seemed pretty weird. And then I saw…

Wait, why am I going to pay $27.95 to read relationship advice from a person who, by her own admission, sucks at relationships? If it were past-tense, maaaaybe. But like, I have no intention of buying, “I’m a Cannibal!: Mouthwatering Dinners in 15 Minutes!” or “I’m Unemployed: How to Land Your Dream Job.” What makes…

I can’t tell if Anne Hathaway’s choice of granny panties is a winking nod to how un-Miley she is or a real preference for coverage, but either way, they’re the most Anne Hathaway garment of all time.

So here’s my question though: does the feminist in any scenario like this have to be conscious of the way they’re defying gender norms? Because if you believe Kim’s narrative about the sex tape, she was devastated that it leaked and fought its release harder in court than any sex tape participant I can think of.…

I find Gwynnie totally intolerable, but I have to commend her for this. Will it change her life? Will she stop recommending Everyday Women relax with a $4000 facial? No. Will it maybe, possibly, if we’re really lucky raise some awareness of even a little bit of what it’s like to be poor and need the use of SNAP…

I think you misread my comment. It has nothing to do with her age. My problem is exactly that she’s dressing like every other woman in pop music, rather than as an innovator, which she has been for so long. I am entirely indifferent to the question of “dressing her age,” because it doesn’t interest me. I’m puzzled by…

But again, for me (unlike some other commenters), this isn’t about age—it’s about biting other people’s styles and it reading as totally inauthentic. Cher, for instance, is just short of 69 years old. She’s still rocking looks that are definitively her own, and they read as original. Everything Madonna has on…

But because Keith has been consistent for so long, and because he was the first version of his whole look to come to notoriety, he comes off as original and authentic. Yes, it’s been a snooze for a while, but at least you don’t get the impression he ripped the bandanna of Johnny Depp’s head and not vice-versa.

Madonna fans out there: can you help me understand not being embarrassed by her whole look these days? It’s not so much that it’s age-inappropriate, because she’s goddamn Madonna and she can wear whatever she wants, and I’m not interested in forcing a woman of any age into some socially prescribed model of…

That’s fair. Also, I want to be from where you’re from that it’s called the “abattoir.” It sounds like the world’s politest country. :)

I don’t agree with their attempt to equate human and animal lives, but I think PETA is arguing that people die and then become cadavers, but they are not killed expressly to become cadavers. Other animals are killed expressly for dissection purposes.

Watching her on E! News try to justify why now was the right time to disclose her difficult battle to gain weight because of her cancer meds would’ve been laughable if it weren’t so offensive. Jason Kennedy is all “G, why did you feel like you had to come out about this now?” “Well, Jason, you know, people really came…

A "source" who's really Kris Jenner talking into a voice modulator

I'd be happy to do it next week.

It's OJ, no? That was easily my favorite rumor. It was like, if all the people who represent the lowest points in American pop culture could be packed into one gene pool.

Question: I've noticed there hasn't been an Us Weekly reviewed in Midweek Madness for a long time. Did I miss something? Did Us do something terrible (I mean, more terrible than whichever mag it was that photoshopped Bruce Jenner's face on like, some woman from Dynasty or whatever it was)? I ask not to question…

Ours were about the same age, but there was no mother in sight, so I assumed they'd been eating garbage for a while. I just loved when our cat/dogsitter announced to us, "You will not believe it. I went out to walk Truman [the dog] and when I came back, Pablo [the cat] was running away with the last half of my hot…

Ours are exactly the same way. We think it's because they were strays and ate out of the garbage but not totally sure. Highlights from the list of things just one of our two cats has eaten: one side of a tuna sandwich while I was also taking a bite out of the other end, in a sort of Lady and the Tramp moment; a…