That Daily Mail headline is factually inaccurate. It reads "Inside Angelina Jolie's Las Vegas wedding to Billy Bob Thornton (before the pair chalked up NINE marriages between them). (Bolding emphasis is mine, caps bolding is theirs.)

I mean, the thing with the baby doll (and I think it was Ginger Minge, who I like tremendously!) for me was like, you think that female biological processes are something to be gawked at or mocked? I don't mock the things that go on for men—why are you mocking what happens for me? Especially when it has nothing to…

For me to consider someone an ass hole, s/he has to possess a modicum of intelligence. Not enough to keep from being an ass hole, but more than McConaughey has. Like, Madonna is an ass hole. Alec Baldwin is an ass hole. Russell Crowe is an ass hole. But none of these dicks are stupid. McConaughey is the classic…

I'm sorry for the response that this is "a stupid fucking thing to be offended by." I am ride or die for Ru, 110%. I never miss an episode. But I do sometimes struggle with feeling that it's anti-feminist, but in ways that I can't quite parse. Sometimes I agree that it's about male femininity, but then there are a…

It was her "I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!" moment. I wonder how many not-great-but-passable challenges she thought of doing that on but saved it for this truly terrible shitpile.

If there is plenty of room for them to get away, why fence it at all? You can't simultaneously claim that it offers no disadvantage to the hunted while acknowledging that it's done to advantage the hunter. Of course, maybe you're not arguing that re the hunter, but if not, why else on earth would it be done?

They are inseparable when they are together.

This is the very same gif I was going to use to respond to the idea that Michael Costello—possibly the worst ever designer on Project Runway—is now showing at Fashion Week.

So Teresa Giudice will be home for Christmas but not Marissa Alexander? Okey dokey.

I saw a guy step to the subway door, wait for it to open, and drop his bag of shit onto the platform. Now, there are people who will leave their trash behind, which is gross. But to drop the bag directly onto the platform...I've never seen such a thing. And I mean, I've seen people's naked dongs on the subway.

My son died 15 months ago. I wrote about it at length in a blog and if someone offered to publish it, I'd do it in a heartbeat. No one talks about losing children—not celebrities, not people you know, no one. It made me feel invisible and alone. Add to this the dimension of domestic violence in Steenkamp's case…

Testify, girl. My engagement ring is a hella gorgeous, conflict-free diamond. I wouldn't change a thing about it.

I love when people decry how materialistic engagements have "become," you know, because bride prices and dowries were about love. Money had nothing to do with it...

And who are these fucking people clapping after her rant? You weren't sure how to respond to racism, so you clapped awkwardly for a woman who asserts that "you gotta assimilate a little bit" because "we don't eat frogs in America" (presumably she rides through Francetown shouting the same sentiments)? This confirms…

Tori Spelling was cut off from other patients after being brought into Cedars Sinai Medical Center with Ebola-like symptoms. It was later determined that she was suffering from severe bronchitis and a sinus infection case of needing attention.

Am I pooping wrong? If I try to poop with a tampon in, it squeezes the tampon to a point where it feels like it's halfway out my vagina. I don't have an issue with like, the sanitary aspect because (a) I'm gross and (b) my anus, like many women's, is entirely separate from my vagina. But I do have an issue with the…

NEVER FORGET: Despite all appearances to the contrary, Hollywood can be a shitty place.

Now I have to tell the story of the time I took advantage of being home alone when I was 11 to belt "I Dreamed a Dream" in my bedroom. When I got to the big note, "So different now from what it seeeeeeeeemed!" my cat ran into my room and bit her way up my arm before sinking her teeth into my neck, vampire style, to…

Could Mo'ne possibly have been allowed to wear something that is not a camo interpretation of the uniforms from A League of Their Own? Because, um, those uniforms are supposed to be sexist even for the 1940s. Y'all at Harper's know she plays baseball, right? A pursuit for which dresses are not typically the best…

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it isn't the David Mamet-penned script that's lacking but rather, the Lohan.