I think Dylonius was askingwhetherthe tie style s/he dubbed The Orbach has ever been attractive, rather than whether the charming, delightful, and late actor was ever attractive.

I know I'm not allowed to judge because feminism is about choice, but I'm pretty bummed that Amal changed her name.

Andy Cohen is executive producer of the show. He is the last person who would want her saying it's scripted. I think the only reason he asked her was so she could take it back.

All this makes me hate Laura Brown, forget Anne Hathaway.

Is it normal that when you name-checked Samantha, I immediately went to Samantha Parkington, famed American Girl doll, rather than Samantha Jones?

We're 15 minutes into the movie and I'm already amusing myself with the thought of an irate John Calvin bursting through the screen like the Kool-Aid Man.

Tom Hardy is a fine specimen, but it looks like that Jesus-mural-fixing-lady did the tattoo on his arm.

The Verge's Arielle Duhaime-Ross thinks that this oversight or omission might be due to the fact that the people behind Apple are overwhelmingly white and male and likely don't spend a quarter of their sexual maturity bleeding from the same place they have sex in.

All I'm getting from Kris's face is the sudden, crushing realization that you actually can be too famous.

I'm with ladeefrickenda. If you get to choose a particular point in history at which to FMK any of the above—and I gotta assume you do, since 2 of the 3 are dead and it's not really a necrophilia game—it's easy. Marry Newman, fuck Streetcar-era Brando, and dump Eastwood.

No t, no shade, Yeezus, but this is not the bod I thought you'd be rocking. You strike me as far too vain to have pecs like this. But like, I said, no shade because honestly, the idea that you're not vain about your body made me like you more than anything else ever has.

I don't know what a Calum Hood is, but I'd like to ask him/her/it how Zayn Malik saved thousands of lives. Really.

For the first time in my life (yes, really) I'm going to go ahead and say, race just isn't an element here.

I was shocked at how much I liked Divergent and hated Miles Teller's face. So if the two want to part ways, that's just fine by me.

I actually have nothing awful enough to say about that shit with the Duggars. Jesus, those are some sick puppies.

It has driven me nuts for as long as she's been wearing it, which is way too long. To make matters worse, it is proudly displayed as her twitter profile image.

I mean, if it didn't say "3G" on her nipples, like they're goddamn cellphones, I might like it a little better.

I mean, I know it's Vanilla Ice and all, but that has got to be the dumbest statement I've ever heard. "I don't make value judgments. I just advocate making a call implicit in which is a value judgment." Hey, Ice, you can't determine that there is a best man or woman for the job unless you choose sides. And the…

S/he is talking about Colin Jost, who is utterly useless and has what may be the world's first case of Privilege Face. The idea is that Strong is getting bumped so they can keep Jost.

That fuckwit got a job writing for Time? I had hoped he was somewhere more on par with his own reading level, like Highlights.