You responded to this comment beautifully, Callie. Thank you. I mentally responded with an eye roll, a faux barfing gesture, and a jerk-off motion, so you're a bigger woman than I.

I'm on the floor over this. Jane Doe and her two dads. #killedit

My son's name is Laszlo (note the s and z are reversed in Wentz's kid's spelling, which is incorrect). It's a Hungarian name, a beautiful one in my opinion.

I love this scoop, but I love your name even more.

Keep fighting the good fight, y'all!

Oh, Miles. I was on board until 2 tattoos ago. Please stop, love. You're running out of real estate on that little bod.

I find Chris Pratt so charmless, it hurts.

"I said fiancée-type stuff,"

Yep. I don't mind all bleached teeth, but if they're whiter than the whites of your eyes, you need to settle down. I'd say the Real Housewives of any city are the worst offenders, bar none.

Say what you will about James Franco, but I appreciate a movie star without bleached teeth.

Can I ask, respectfully, why you would even post the "Fuck this link" link? It's a complete non-story, so it's not even like, say, Kim Kardashian's pregnancy weight where if you don't report that tabloids are reporting it, you're willfully ignoring a big story (why that one was a big story, I don't know. But it…

I didn't even know there were Team Berger people. That's like being...Team Skipper or something. "I mean, Miranda just couldn't handle that Skipper respected and loved her and she totally mistreated him." Are there Team Mr. Too Big people? People that really wanted things to work out between Charlotte and that…

I was super jazzed to watch Pharrell's Oprah interview and then he started talking about the flack he got for "Blurred Lines" and I was like, clear it up for me, P. Smooth out the one thing about you that doesn't sit right with me.

Mazel to Zoe Saldana, but what the fuck is she wearing in those photos.

She definitely looks strung out in the video (the sores on her skin, poor thing!) but she is carrying on the most coherent conversation I have ever heard a junkie have in all my life.

1. I love odd celeb couplings as much as the next guy, but in light of his stints in rehab, I'm kind of weirdly worried about Zac Efron. They look absolutely blotto in those photos.

Beyoncé and Jay Z have been married for twelve years now

I don't mean to split tabloid hairs, but this is completely untrue. "The down-to-earth actors celebrated their ninth wedding anniversary Sunday with a cozy dinner at Bistro 82 in Royal Oak, Michigan — not far from where Affleck, 41, has been filming Batman vs. Superman in Detroit." I don't know why they include age,…

In "Partition," for instance, she says "He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown. Oh, daddy, daddy didn't bring the towel." She's saying he didn't bring a towel to clean up his semen after they had sex in the back of a limo. She is most certainly not referencing him on behalf of her child in that context.

Sorry, does the ADL not have female members? Because I find his use of "Gentlemen" not just outdated, but odd.