Mmmmmkay: I am that person who watches the botfly videos on YouTube in gleeful delight, but this was too foul even for me. Yes, the girl who watches that dirty umbilicus video over and over and over just made a barfing noise. Congratulations, maggots. You win this one.

My issue with House of Cards is actually that they portray Washington as a bit naive for my liking, everyone except Frank, I mean. The VP, the President, other members of Congress—all of them are just so willing to assume the best of him and take his motives at face-value. He might be a smooth operator, but if…

I would like to take every person in middle America who is conspicuously consuming Brooklyn to the Gowanus Canal and say, "this is it. This is whose tits you're up on. Can we stop now?"

The words Little Jorsty Burbles jumped out at me before I was able to read the whole item. Naturally my first thought was, "Oh, Christ. Was absurd person hanging around Justin Bieber did he get to take the fall for him now? First it was that Lil Za and now someone called 'Little Jorsty Burbles?'"

So lemme ask something—if one can argue this is what Vogue "does," can Lena Dunham even cover the magazine without being a hypocrite? If her credo is, "if you are not into me, that's your problem," and trumpets "body positivity," why is she having anything to do with a magazine that is the complete antithesis of that?

#neverforget

I say this as a person who has had a xanax prescription for 10 years: what is the BFD? Why on earth do people go out of their way for this medication? Is it just because I actually have acute anxiety that it isn't a thrill on par with cocaine for me? Is it like those girls with perfectly normal attention spans…

So the thing is...he was the father figure in Soon-Yi's life from the age of 8. The fact that he did not legally adopt her makes absolutely no difference to me. It's a legal distinction, yes, and I acknowledge what you're saying about news organizations calling him her "step-father" to sensationalize things. But…

Oh, and those dyed-to-match satin shoes. And the hem! Oh no. Please make it stop. That is not the right kind of risk-taking.

I don't mind J.Law's dress, but her makeup! I understand wanting to do a bit of color if you're wearing black and white, but the lips and the eyes, then the green, yellow, and blue earrings...just, not happening for me.

"Why is she dressed as a clam?" -Mr. Slowtraincoming

As someone who has (a) been in-patient and (b) a lunatic mother, I heartily second this.

Well, I filed the papers and then I found him hanging so...not so easy.

I don't know what to do about how much I don't hate Cameron Diaz after reading this review. Is it a good publicist? Is it branding? What's happening? I like you, Cameron. I like how you talk about vaginas and labias and olds having sex and pubes and the other, less vagina-y stuff too. Stop making me like you,…

I don't think you're a troll. I do think there's value in examining whether it's reasonable to more closely scrutinize a lawyer's pretty minor flip-flop (which I still haven't seen reported anywhere, so even the veracity of that claim I doubt) than a person who forced sex on another person. And I think claiming that…

I applaud your bravery in not only speaking about your experience, but for surviving it. I firmly believe that internet commenting becomes a whole other ballgame when you've actually experienced horrific shit and aren't talking in hypotheticals.

Winston's accuser alleges that he raped her in December 2012 (Winston's attorney maintains that the two had consensual sex). The accuser called the police roughly two hours after her assault; when they arrived, they took a rape kit and interviewed her.

To your example, a feature of the illness itself is the inability of the nervous system to cope with the amount of stimuli and a need to regulate by engaging in behaviors that allow the nervous system to expend energy. Biting on a shirt, for instance. Babies who have neither the cognitive development nor lived…