From Kelly Osbourne's statement:

Because of widely publicized self harm behaviors, we have more and more behaviors like this.

As a depressed person, I laughed out loud at this. And as a depressed person, you can understand how funny that means this was.

Know what, 'vander? I'm glad you got bit.

Er, Cleopatra was a Ptolemy, making her Greek. I mean, you're welcome to dispute whether Greek people are white, but though she ruled in North Africa, she wasn't from there.

I'm with you. At least among folks who cope with EDs, I've never heard a single one say, "I'm going to rehab." They say "I'm going in-patient." But since both are lingo and not like, the dictionary word for "eating disorder treatment in a residential facility," it's hard to argue. But yeah, I find the use of "rehab"…

so if Marty made a movie from that book, would he be equally as evil? Just a question.

No no no. How a man can sit next to Anna Wintour at Fashion Week and have such a fundamental ignorance about what proportions work on him is so beyond me. How you rock a Margiela mask but not understand jeans? Kanye, please, no more straight leg with Tims and a giant sweatshirt. You look approximately 3 inches…

Does anyone know where you can watch this in the US? The link takes you to a site where you can buy it for about 15 euros, but I assume that's a physical disc. Just wondering if it's going to be available here, in theaters, etc.

Going Clear is unreal. Inside Scientology is another good one, though less researched. Maybe a little lower brow, but worth reading.

I want so much for this to be insider scoop and not a joke.

Yes, Conservatives become terribly interested in the First Amendment all of a sudden when some bigoted blowhard gets fired. They just get confused when you try to explain (a) that's now how free speech works and (b) freedom of religion is also contained within that amendment. You know, like not teaching Creationism…

I feel like the only person outraged that so many Olympians are participating in these games. I seriously hope in several years, they feel like those who participated in Berlin in 1936.* It seriously disgusts me.

Are you as creeped out as I am by how Kim even looks like Bey now?

You mean to check if she was black? You realize that you just distilled the entire problem with this website down to one comment, right?

I totally lost my commenting privileges for sharing this sentiment but a while ago but Jezebel, stop writing about race. I know, as the smartest white girls at our liberal arts colleges, we're used to assuming everyone wants to hear what we have to say. But there are things you know nothing about—just shut up and…

Well. At least we know the source of Gaga's inspiration. Hint: it isn't a Koons.

I have a whole new mile-marker for knowing you're old and possibly out of touch: being able to remember when a particular thigh-cut was popular and the young thing sporting it doesn't. This must be how my mom felt circa 1995 when I started rocking what she called "hip huggers."

Apologies. Let's see. Ok, it was Grease; if memory serves, he played the teen angel guy who sings one song and I'm pretty sure exists as an excuse for the principles to get offstage for a costume change; yes, he was hot back then; believe it or not, his sister is actually hotter; I recently found a photo of us…

I went to high school with Jimmy Wolk. We did a musical together. That is all.