Ooooh, I'd imagine for the same reasons one would do this to one's self.

She chose Ray as a middle name when she changed her name from Destiny Hope. http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/life/people/2008-03-18-miley-cyrus-name-change_N.htm

So I know this is a bizarre pet peeve, but I hate when people insert two modifiers in a phrase that actually makes that phrase not mean what it should mean. For instance, the future assholes of tomorrow. It's the ass holes of tomorrow or future ass holes. But the future ass holes of tomorrow means that Suri (or…

Yeah, I feel like she's usually, I mean, "smarter" is a stretch but her feuds seem to (almost) make sense. Like her hating Nicki Minaj—I get it. It's like Madonna hating Gaga. Kim's fighting desperately to stay relevant and this smacks of that, but she usually does it with just slightly more skill.

Yes! And I learned the saddest thing about JLH, worse than vajazzling or the fact that she wrote that "The Day I Shot Cupid" book: she has no sense of humor about herself.

Please. The easiest way to get your partner to do the sweeping, regardless of gender, is to suck at it. I managed to get myself out of sweeping duty at every retail job I ever had, just by sort of dragging the broom along like I had a bum arm and leg and it was supporting me. The other option, and this can actually…

Wait, so I don't have to be embarrassed about watching? I did notice that WWHL stuff gets picked up here, but it never seems to be properly attributed.

Word. Everyone is (understandably) focused on the gaygent thing, which, fair enough, was an obnoxious thing to say. But Chelsea was horrid. Beyond being mean-spirited, she wasn't even funny (or whatever it is Chelsea Handler does that passes as "funny"). Andy was lining them up for her to knock down and she had…

Yeah, because Chelsea's for sure someone who would never say something like "gaygent." She totally trades in saying appropriate, inoffensive things and would never, you know, demean, oh, I dunno, little people by referring to them as "chunks," and having one as a sidekick who is there exclusively for her to abuse.

Sorry, did I miss Wendy's insult? She said "dramatic new look" which is probably the kindest review Kim has ever heard of her new face. And Kim went straight for slut-shaming? ALso, straight for a reference to Notorious B.I.G., which is even worse in my book. Even Diddy found another reason to keep him relevant…

I know there are so many things to hate about Scott Disick, but this one takes the cake. Or it would if his teeth didn't look like that. I keep thinking I've decided, "No, being a horrible person is the worst thing about him," and then I see his teeth again and I just get so mad.

I'm embarrassed at how relieved I am by this Gerard Butler news. It honestly shook my Brandi adoration when I thought, wait, is she not just painfully honest? Is she really a liar like Adrienne says? And then I pretended not to care and not to be relieved because she's a Real Housewife but really...I breathed a…

I could not agree more. I never understand this whole getting-it-on-with-twins fantasy. God bless you if that's your thing, but I can't get over the incest component.

Sorry, um. There are some celebrities whose history of abuse can never be divorced from anything else they do, if Jezebel's coverage is any gauge. "Chris Brown ate a burrito today. Please don't forget he's a cruel animal who beat Rihanna senseless." But MICHAEL VICK buys a DOG and he's "noted football heaver?" What…

Especially since her father-in-law's last name, from which she takes hers, is Lifshitz.

Christ, what is with the Jacksons creating absurd Ja-names. Jermajesty? Ja-tail? There was no other way you wanted to incorporate your name into that? I know on the list of Jackson eccentricities this is pretty far down the list but oy.

Jesus, suggesting she, a celebrity and 9-year-old, doesn't write her own twitter isn't calling her a cunt or stupid. Keep your pants on. The alleged "attack" was on the adult that wrote something so trite, not Q.

Yes. You've really gotten right to the heart of the matter there. Your depth of understanding is truly impressive.

But John Waters is a weirdo making movies about weirdos for weirdos. Even if we can let Guzman off the hook (I don't think we can—I think his explanation is horseshit), part of the issue is the audience he was drawing for.

I have to agree. Her jokes all have the same set-up ("I haven't seen a ______ that _______ since ________"). And they always aim for the lowest hanging fruit. Adele's fat, Kristen Stewart's a whore, Heidi Klum...well, she's apparently perfect so Joan mocks her for being German. I'm not usually offended by her, I…