Gah! The Kristen Bell link is the Marc Anthony link. I only care because I'm pregnant and she is the only pregnant celebrity I could ever describe as relatable. #corrections

Which mostly just feels like Anderson Cooper falling all over himself to inform us that he was not bullied

Cool story, bro. It's illegal for a company, regardless of their patients' preferences, to hire employees on the basis of sex. It's called protected group status. Look into it.

Wow. You have a serious misunderstanding of how employment works. That would make sense if there was a quota of males and females for a profession. But since gender is a protected group, it's actually illegal to say, "Well, what we really need here is a male nurse so, offer him an extra couple Gs."

They actually did that with several ADAs. Casey Novak was a perp in one, a couple years before she joined the cast, and so was Alex Borgia. And I think I Alex Cabot too? I think it's less an issue in the first broadcasts and becomes a problem when these shows are syndicated and you can watch them out of order. I…

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0857620/?ref_=sr_1 It seems they were indeed different eps.

I thought the same! I was like, "Oh, well, that's a nice way to diversify your resume." And then Billy Bush is shouting from like, the next block. So strange.

Good call. You know, I love Richard, but if I were interviewing him, I would demand he be caged. 20 feet away seems pretty daring, really.

I would watch Kareem Abdul-Jabbar brush his teeth, read a magazine, eat a PB&J, fold his laundry, or pick out wicker furniture. I seriously love that man. And you should too.

Seriously, the weirdest thing about this is how the hosts of the show sit 20 feet away and yell at their unchaperoned guests. Truly bizarre.

Maybe Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller divorced in 2011, but he and Denise Richards divorced about 5 years before that: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/charlie-sheen-divorce-bombshell

I'm 100% sure there's a racist element to this confusion. But honestly, my last name is Hooper. Like Tom the director, or the guy who owned the store on Sesame Street. And yet when asked for my last name, and I say "Hooper, with an 'H'" (and yes, I always say "with an H"), I without fail get Cooper. Or in reverse,…

Aw, shucks.

Last night I said to Mr. Slowtraincoming, "What is she wearing?" and he responded, "I don't know. Whatever she wanted to wear." He clearly doesn't understand this game.

One might suggest that if you're not living in America and are a first-time Oscar viewer, you might refrain from making proclamations about the propriety of the First Lady announcing Best Picture at said Oscars. One might even suggest you lack the background to form an opinion about such things...

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For me, it's these things that add up to a confirmation of mental illness/addiction/general trouble when it comes to La Lohan. Late to work? Who isn't? Steals jewelry? Please. Mug shots? A good time was had by all. But shoes like that? The dress she wore to the Liz & Dick premiere? The girl is clearly…

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/empathy

The most distressing part about the Lilo story is that if she cut the dress to that length, onlookers were forced to see those heinous shoes all night.

To be honest, it doesn't sound like you want to understand. There are a number of reasons people want to or go through with killing themselves, some of which are rational and some of which aren't. But frankly, as a person who's struggled with depression for half of my life and who fights to feel ok everyday and to…