Marc couldn't have had someone press his jammies?

Thank you. I made this correction in my head. Ya'll is like writing ca'nt.

Dear Star,

I wonder how old Jennifer Aniston will be when the pregnancy rumors stop. Yes, I know women have babies at 44, but it's fairly unusual, Kelly Preston and her Xenu baby aside. Yes, she might have had her eggs frozen, etc. I just feel like that woman is going to have a walker with little tennis balls on the bottom…

There are certainly inconsistencies, but this isn't one of them. Those episodes from 1995-2004, when lethal injection was allowed in NYS.

I guess Taylor Swift just found out about 4 years ago's Grecian goddess trend. NOT best dressed by a long shot, though it's actually pretty good for her. She doesn't look like she's going to prom for once.

Um, Taylor Swift's shittacular performance was most definitely "Alice In Wonderland" themed. There was a nary a Willy Wonka reference in sight.

The rider is part of the contract—it's not like a post-it someone drops off 3 days before the show. They're in breach of the contract if they don't provide the stuff. Theoretically a venue could decline to sign the contract if the demands were too much, but with someone of, say, Gaga's caliber, my guess is they buy a…

Yep. The Van Halen rider with the M&M demand (it was Van Halen, right?) was bc they had a pyrotechnics-heavy show and knew if someone wasn't paying attention to the M&Ms, they weren't attentive enough to handle their safety where fire is involved. NPR did a story on it.

I think you're confusing Scientology with the Christian Science. Scientology actually allows medication, just not those for psychiatric conditions. It is believed that operating thetans can fix themselves, but medication isn't against the rules. These kids, sadly, were probably denied meds as punishment. Let's not…

If you read either "going clear" or "inside Scientology" (both are excellent), you'll see that the men who founded and run this "religion" are very persuasive and convincing. David Miscavige simply tells celebs this isn't true and never happens and they believe him.

Tom Monaghan also started his own Catholic city in Florida. He's certifiable. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ave_Maria,_Florida

Christ, I didn't realize my ignorant drunk uncle read Jezebel. Uncle John, please go back to posting photos of deer carcasses. It's much more in your wheelhouse.

I'm not going to give it to [Jennifer] so she can go and buy a new tube top.

How does one establish that one has a "larger than average labia?" Is there like, average labia measurement posted on Wikipedia's labia entry?

I never understand the motivation behind including that the victim was "highly intoxicated." The more intoxicated someone is, the less capable they are of consent. These details always seem to be included to disparage the victim and yet, it just has me thinking, so then, no he-said, she-said here. Rape.

From an economic standpoint, though, based on those photos, I would totally wear those bras and I am not trans. I would think that though made for trans women, they can cross-over to the mainstream at some point. And I suppose there are plenty of business models that are made to work on a small scale.

I don't know if it's to cover up nipples, I think some women find it legitimately more comfortable. If you like the unpadded, no-dome thing, try Fantasie. Most are unpadded and though pricey, totally worth it. http://www.fantasie.com/

100%.

His name is Wade Robson, not Wade Robinson. I wish I didn't know this. I wish he hadn't had a dance show. I wish he didn't have a wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wade_Robson