That crappy kid just won 2 gold medals.

Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior.

Maybe other people have said this but...why didn't they just go to a hotel? If you're 16 and living in the suburbs of Detroit, it can be hard to find a place to go parking with your boyfriend (trust me). But if you're (a) an adult and (b) a filthy rich adult movie star, you've got more options.

Coupla things:

I don't really weigh in on Paz, but as to the second bit, here's a true (and disturbing) story: when I was in my early teens and wanted to see an R-rated movie, all I had to do to convince my conservative parents to give me permission was say "It's rated R for violence, Mom. Not for nudity." Thus I saw "The Rock,"…

Er, where exactly does it say that if you criticize someone for having a messy apartment you're criticizing them specifically as a woman for having a messy apartment? My apartment is a pigsty, but if someone picked me apart for it, I'd assume they're criticizing me for being a slob, having nothing to do with my being…

What we can learn from the 17 very naked photos Terry Richardson just posted of Paz de la Huerta is that Terry Richardson (at least as evidenced in this particular set of photos) is a really, really bad photographer. Over-exposed in every sense of the word...

100%. Also, the outfit that she made for Nancy O'Dell was heinous. And it might be because her name is Nancy, and my 57-year-old mother's name is Nancy, but it felt age-inappropriate. And orange.

Truth? The scene you posted might be better. I remember my Main Gay and I being quieted by other people in the theater, we were laughing so hard.

Ian Somerholder will always be for your the 5th hottest guy on Lost? Because for me, he's the guy in the greatest scene ever committed to film.

Promoted because I love your username. "Simon and Garfunkel is poetry!" "Yes, the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex." Ah, for the days when Zooey Deschanel was actually charming...

I'm kind of flummoxed at how much it turns out I like Chrissy Teigen...

which is something I'd probably care about if I didn't forget literally everything about that book five minutes after I read it.

We'll have some sort of deus ex machina to get rid of Melissa in the pilot. That way she's addressed but not around. Bam. Or I guess I'd be satisfied if the only thing the Joans could agree on was picking on Melissa, sort of AbFab style?

I found it cringe-worthy and desperate when she did this stuff back in the 90s too. Back then it was part of her whole thing: "Oops, I didn't know we couldn't talk about sex." And I'm not clutching my pearls, horrified at her nipple. She has quite a lovely nipple.

There's a reason that model is sitting down in like, 4/5 photos.

Joan Collins. They can be Joan and Joan rivals, like Lucille and Lucille on Arrested Development. Someone call the network!

Frankly, I'm with Piers Morgan, having nothing to do with her age. If any pop star did this in the way she did it, seemingly apropos of nothing and for no reason but to garner attention, I'd call it cringe-worthy and desperate. To refuse to judge someone's behavior because they're a 53-year-old pop star is as…

You're calling the CDC a liar? What's in it for them to lie?