And with the little like, rock star thing on the end? two four six oh ooooooooonnnn-ah.

I can't top this lady, but here's a good place to contribute a psychotic neighbor story, no?

Hearted likewise, because you helped me put my finger on why she's been pissing me off for the last 15 years. And why I was confused to the point of furiousness (not a word) by her super bowl performance.

Hey, wait. Why did you have to get promoted by @traumamama? You used to be a regular (and starred) commenter. What gives?

This! I keep wanting to yell at Madonna to act her age (hold on! This isn't an agist thing—gimme a sec!). Her trademark is supposed to be that she's always evolving and reinventing, and yet when she hit about 40 (circa "Ray of Light") her music just started feeling...really juvenile. And it stopped being…

Dear Idiots,

redacted. link fail.

Listen up, Mouna Ayoub. It's ok to wear a dress someone else has already been seen in. I've seen that Stella McCartney on everyone and their dog walker. But please don't wear something so incredibly recognizable that someone else made a huge splash in a full year before...

Sweet God, you must go to the link! He got his own little graduation regalia!

I was coming here to say essenally the same. While I sincerely applaud her fighting the bank, I have to disagree with her on part of her reasoning. That forcing her to wear a headscarf violates her original contract is a compelling argument. That it violates her Christian beliefs (since it doesn't) is not.

but it would've gotten infinitely less attention. and if there's one thing we know about celebrity offspring, they crave attention even more than their actor parents.

someone eavesdropped on and recorded an expletive-riddle phone call she made to the mother of her boyfriend's child

reposted. sorry!

Yeah, I don't see any way around that one. Internet discussions have officially come full circle—I'm so afraid of being the first person to call "Hitler!" or "Nazi!" that when a guy who is literally preaching ghettoization for gay people, I look around and stage-whisper, I mean, Hitler, right? He's a bona fide nazi,…

But prostitution already is criminalized. Pointing out that many women (and men) are forced into it can't somehow make it more illegal, just foster awareness of those who don't choose sex work but are trafficked.

Well, I meant more that the bikes and ramp were street and the dancing was supposed to be sexy. Regardless, Fun Zone?

I'm pretty sure FunZone is (a) the name of a laser tag/arcade where I grew up (b) a day care center (c) not remotely sexy or "street," like the bmx bikes, ramp, and dancing were supposed to be.

It was one of those "should that be a #correction? I think not."

Sorry, maybe I'm having a mini-stroke or something, but both the second and third slides are listed as being Fan Bing Bing (beige dress with cape/intricately embroidered dress). Are they different days? Did she have a costume change?

I've got no problem with muscle leggings, I've got no problem with penis leggings. What I've got a problem with is (a) leggings worn as pants and (b) THOSE DICK LEGGINGS ARE 119 EUROS. That's like $200. What the fucking fuck.