I find the amount of time Courtney Love spends talking about Kurt Cobain, considering he died nearly 20 years ago and they were together for about 3, pretty shameless. We get it—Kurt Cobain was amazing. But you don't have to talk about him to the media every time somebody mentions chocolate.

He seems to think men are just magnetized to those jobs by virtue of, I don't know, some anatomical difference, rather than it demonstrating a remarkable social inequality. I would actually be a much calmer person (I think) with regard to the direction in which this country is headed if I even once heard a GOP…

I think his point was that "of course men make more, they're the guys that are staying late every night, working hard. Women aren't paid as much, duh, because they just don't work as hard." Which is even more fucking offensive.

I cannot believe that I just promoted a segment that appeared on Fox News. But that was fantastic.

I promise you, they hired him after hiring his vocal doppelganger first. He did not used to be that bee!

True story: the Nasonex bee isn't Antonio Banderas. I know this because I thought it was and ended up on Antonio Banderas fan message boards full of flabbergasted fans discussing how much it sounds like him and yet isn't him. I was just flabbergasted that there are Antonio Banderas fan boards.

If LA_songstress hasn't already sent you one, DM me and I can send you one too.

I call it the can opener. I have no idea why. Remember when you were a kid and there were all those dives you could do off a diving board? Like the pencil, the cannonball, etc? I think one of ours was sort of, legs everywhere: the can opener. You can use that one. You're welcome.

Dear Bret Easton Ellis,

//double post

I actually really loved this book, but I loved Junkie (and Queer) too. And Dharma Bums. And...look, I just like the Beats, I can't help it.

All of the people he's been reported to be dating are always better than who he really ends up with. Scarlett Johansson, Rihanna, Mila Kunis. All of these would've been fantastic matches. Instead, his relationship with JB always seems like a consolation prize for her not having any career.

Hey, me too! Except it was suburban Detroit.

Not trying to be a d-bag, but it's Rihanna. #corrections

Poor thing.

There was a similar discussion on TweetBeat yesterday. It's a certificate course, and one with basically the opposite of Harvard's rigorous admission standards (only standard: proficiency in English). Business School is crazy expensive, but it doesn't make schools as much money as you'd think (I work on one of…

Taylor Armstrong airing her thoughts on a reunion between an abuser and the survivor of his abuse is a bit like when Maura Kelly, a recovering anorexic, wrote the piece in Marie Claire called "Should Fatties Get a Room?" (it was about how supposedly repulsive it was to see the chubby folks on Mike & Molly being…

I totally said the same thing. I have about a hundred problems with this post. Why does she lack all self-awareness?

Essentially it's a continuing ed-type program run by business schools. Speaking as someone who works at a business school (not HBS, but they're one of our peer schools), it's not terribly impressive. They make an assload of money for the school and that's about it. This is like when I let people on facebook believe…

"We're having a Christian music bonfire." "That sounds like some mild fun. I think we've got some Christmas music—" "Oh no, not a 'Christian music' bonfire, a Christian 'music bonfire.' We burn all satanic music..."