Yes! That totally happened! She belly-flopped into a body of water and it totally burst one of her implants. I had 100% forgotten about that.

Seriously. At least be honest and call it the "Anita Bryant and Clayton Bigsby Prenantal Nondiscrimination Act."

Listen, pregnant or not, and despite the dress actually being pretty unflattering, I'm just glad she moved out what she always wears, which is a sparkly dress that emphasizes her legs with flat-ironed hair. I'm no Jen fan, but I appreciate that she changed it up. Now, as for the ridiculous bad-ass costumes she's…

Well, I think on here it's supposed to be sarcastic. If there's one thing he's known for, it's handling crises without emotion and certainly not snuggly. Some people call that being cool under pressure. I call it sociopathic.

Preach. This story makes me irate every time it comes up. And honestly, I didn't know until reading this that he saw the dog had shit himself and put it back on top of the car. I honestly thought he maybe didn't realize the situation (which makes him a moron, but slightly less cruel) until they arrived in Canada. …

Wait, I thought Demi Lovato was secretly in rehab? There was the suspect tweeting and the blind items that seemed to indicate her...so is that not the case anymore? Or do they let you out of rehab for hair appointments? It's all so hard to keep straight.

It's not on her ring finger, so they're probably not engaged. But maybe it means that The Biebster has given her some kind of promise ring, whatever that even means these days.

So I don't read any sarcastic tone in Tracie's take on Fergie but...there's no WAY she liked that, right? Tracie? She looks so bad it makes me angry.

I'm really disappointed that someone beat me to this. For what it's worth, I was going to go for a Buster gif.

She's a stunningly talented, obviously beautiful woman who seems to be doing perfectly well for herself without the endorsement of Channel.

That kind of makes it more fucked up. "We'll take your money, and lots of it, but we won't admit that we'd make clothing for someone like you." Because it's shameful to have those people support your bottom line? They'll go up to a size 20 because they have size 20 customers, but they're not happy about it. They…

So I went and read the bill and you're absolutely correct. The only way you can get out of the 24-hour waiting window is if you certify that you live more than 100 miles away. [www.capitol.state.tx.us] So fucking fucked up.

Since you said "Mum," I assume you're British maybe? Or not American (I'm American). Maybe it's kind of like how we (Americans) are supposed to put terminal punctuation inside the quotation marks, even though it looks wrong, though everyone not American does it the way that looks right. It's like the grammar…

I have no thoughts on MIA, but I sincerely applaud your correct use of e.g. (vs i.e.). I hope you're also spreading the word that the correct way to show ownership of a word ending in s is not to simply add an apostrophe, unless the word is plural. I'm still mad at Denis Johnson about Jesus' Son.

Bangs are suddenly a thing again on actresses. Rachel McAdams has some now too.

Amazing. To be appointed my personal comment of the day forthwith.

Yeah I was a little irked with the notion that Nicki isn't indebted to the talented and troubled black women who came before her, making her success possible. Um, why the hell not? She can go ahead and like Marilyn Monroe—fine, whatever. But Marilyn Monroe doesn't have shit to do with where she is as a black,…

See, and I find the rampant commercialism almost more offensive! I mean, yeah, I'm hella offended about the gender segregation and the notion that (only) girls are interested in vapid pastimes like shopping. But also, can we really be surprised that people were getting mortgages for houses they couldn't afford and…

You know how everyone has a moment when they realize their parents aren't superheroes? I had mine when my dad agreed that Glenn Beck was a hatemonger but retorted "So's Barack Obama!" And all I could think was, "Where the fuck did you hear that?" (Yes, I maintained my heroism complex for my dad all the way until…

It's kind of cute that the cops had to break up a Glee party hosted by Cory Monteith because the music was too loud. It was probably less cute for his neighbours.