Who is this Madeleine Davies? Did I miss her arrival on the Jezebel scene? Because her "human sweet potato Donatella Versace says..." rivals my all-time favorite Richard Lawson-ism, "sentient bologna statue Channing Tatum." High praise indeed.

I strongly recommend the episode called, "Door Jam" (I'm honestly not obsessed with Frasier, I DVR episodes and fall asleep watching them, because I've seen them all so many times that I don't stay awake to see what happens) wherein Cam Winston receives an invitation to an exclusive day spa and Niles impersonates…

Please see my comment upthread. I feel like our brains just touched with that Cam Winston reference.

Brian Stokes Mitchell will always be "Caaaaam Winnnnnston!" to me.

Donald Glover's tweet is literally my motto for life. I knew that guy and I were meant for each other.

I'm pretty bummed at Jez and Dodai for posting this. How can you expressly forbid #bodysnarking and #concerntrolling and then post this? If a commenter implied any knowledge of a celebrity's eating habits and her resulting health issues, s/he would be banished to the troll patrol page. This isn't supposed to be…

It looks like Miley has a new tattoo. Or at least one I never knew about before. And believe you me, I keep pretty well up-to-date on my Miley tat stats.

Hearted in a major way. Personally, I loved Dave Chappelle until he started talking about race.

I thought the same thing! "You know, I really liked that stand-up comedian with the foul mouth...until she used foul language..."

People do know that men don't generally wear engagement rings, right? Trust me, Mr. Slowtraincoming still feels like he got the short end of the stick.

God, I wonder who that blogger was. Certainly not the self-loathing Perez Hilton who referred to her as "Raisin Face."

From the AP release linked above: The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation said it was offensive to transgenders because it makes fun of the idea of men wearing women's clothes.

I believe she meant it in opposition to "pro-life." She means that no one is pro-abortion in terms of it being the first plan of action: don't get sex ed, sleep with people without protection, and then just have an abortion anytime you end up with a pregnancy. (This is actually how some anti-choicers portray the…

Last line of the post: Image via Santa Fe Reporter. Clara Taylor is not Dr. X's real name.

I had the same thought. These people don't think anything is off limits. They've had near break-ups for Scott and Kourtney, domestic violence, Rob suffering from a boner that wouldn't go away...I think it was likely included to build interest and set up a plot line rather than proof positive that the divorce was…

I actually have a list of words like that that send me running in the opposite direction: "laid-back" (especially in a Craigslist post), "quirky," and "edgy." I'll add "irreverent."

For a couple who didn't even confirm they were married until like 6 months ago, I find the reference to a miscarriage very suspect. Even not-so-private people play something like that close to the vest. I'm not saying it's impossible, but I'm not so sure this is him.

That's what I was worried about! He's going to think he's lost his damn mind! Or that Gramps would have a stroke or something! I should probably talk with my therapist about how during a sweet video like this, all I can do is worry.

You know how all parents end up reaping whatever havoc they sewed as a teenager? And how everyone loves to speculate about which of Angelina's kids will be the one? From everything I've read/seen from Pax Jolie-Pitt, he is the number 1 candidate and damn it, I love him for it.

According to the (usually reliable) lyrics on the interwebs, it's "I bless the rains." [www.lyricsfreak.com] I had to check because I was deeply concerned. But I've decided this lyrical phrase goes into the canon with 1.) anything sung by Billy Joel 2.) the second line of the "Saved by the Bell" theme, which—no…