Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. Phew. Female prostitutes are finally off the hook.

#cotd. #cotd hard.

It's worth nothing that not everyone in their rural, family-values Ohio town is supportive, including Jackie's grandfather.

So in an interview with Entertainment Weekly, she apparently said she was "three-quarters heterosexual" and leans "a bit more towards the hairy blokes." So maybe nothing's changed? Oh, except the priest thing. I remember that too.

I thought Sinead O'Connor was gay? And not like in that she's a tough chick with a shaved head, ipso facto she's gay way. In the I'm pretty sure she confirmed it in an interview way. Anybody?

The inside of each band is set with diamonds from each groom's family

I was just thinking how much I distrust her handwriting. Thank you for providing me with evidence to confirm my pre-existing bias.

You know, for once I think Linds's rep is telling the truth: I have no doubt that bag contained crystal(s).

I am 100% on board with what you're saying. I think the idea is that a lot of prejudice against fat people is couched in what Jezebel calls "concern trolling": body snarking behind the veil of concern for someone's health. Then people justify their fat-hate with these diatribes about how much "fat people cost us" in…

That is the ugliest effing website I've ever seen.

Is it possible she said "pictures" i.e. "images" rather than "pictures" i.e. "photographs?" Am I just being too generous here? I'm just thinking maybe she meant a positive body-image/self-image/etc. rather than like, "Yeesh, that photo was hideous."

Right, you can totally be Latina and also Episcopalian. But Charlotte is supposed to be pretty much the WASPiest WASP there ever was. It's a rare thing that I think casting along racial/ethnic lines matters, but on this one, I just don't see how it could possibly make sense.

1. is gaga's make-up a winehouse nod?

I don't want to overreact here, but you forgot about when celine wore the crazy backwards white tuxedo? That's like, forgetting the pledge of allegiance or your mom's birthday. We only get so many special moments in life, we must savor them.

Sam-don't care

...the emailed flier features five white girls, who may in fact be the same girl in different poses...

Sidebar: wasn't LiLo just about to do a movie about Linda Lovelace that had to be recast with Malin Akerman? Exactly how interesting is this woman and how many biopics does she necessitate?

Oh yeah, you know those "carefree NYC ladies."*

So is this guy actually putting forth the theory that it's not gay if you're the top? Jesus, the Catholic Church really is delusional.

See, I've considered giving her a pass for this reason. Except, er, do you really think someone like Serena Williams is buying off the rack? Designers will make things for her. Beyond that, she has her own clothing line! She could easily have one of her own designers cook up something that doesn't look like this.