Serena Williams is talented, beautiful and quite the physical specimen. I just wish she would wear clothes that fit her.

Fiddy: start by asking those smarties the proper way to spell the contraction of "I" and "have."

January Jones wasn't nominated for her nuanced portrayal of Betty Draper? Well, color me surprised.

I do not believe one thing Nick Cannon says. Everything sounds like it comes from a sound bite vending machine. Like he sits around some velour-walled room full of pinball machines going, "What do you suppose people want to hear about my wife? The diva thing, that's huge. Oh, you know what else people like? Jokes…

I hope this bit about Kris Jenner getting a facelift isn't true. Literally the only good thing I can say about that woman is that her skin is flawless.

Thirded. What the hell is the point of that lovely draping—the dress's real wow factor—with all that hair back there?

Have fun paying for her dental work when she has no enamel.

Can I just say, um, I don't have a problem with any of the manners she outlined. She's kind of a hosebeast for sending such an email because, you know, if someone's rude, it's not necessarily your place to inform and correct them. But the actual content of the email, I don't have a problem with.

I LOLed hard just thinking about that moment.

Isn't that kind of your average day if you're Jonathan Rhys Meyers? I'm about 99% sure that this was not a suicide attempt but just his idea of a good time. For one, he was released the next day, which doesn't usually happen in attempted suicides. For two, he's JRM.

Presented without comment: "Kate Moss has hired a team of transvestites to chaperone guests at her wedding to The Kills rocker Jamie Hince on Friday." Wow, just when I thought Gwen Stefani's harajuku girls were the most offensive people-as-accessories/decor ploy...

Can anyone show me how this indicates that Diet Coke use is causal in this study? Let's say you're that much-maligned person who orders a 2 cheeseburger meal at McDonald's and you compensate with a Diet Coke (I am this person). Clearly it's not the Diet Coke making you fat. That's my biggest beef (ha) with these…

Just my two cents: The whole "unsolicited uterus update" announcement followed by an actual unsolicited uterus update feels a little like a humble brag. If you think a famous woman's uterus is none of our/your business, then, er, don't report it?

Given the above message, I think she's of the mind that it's on us to parse her screeds, since she's doing us such a big favor by sharing them at all.

I seriously dislike Jennifer Aniston. That said, she's not really the type to flash her engagement ring right off the bat. I noticed the positioning of her hand, too, and that's exactly what makes me think it's not an engagement ring. She's a lot of things, but she's not a Kardashian-style famewhore, you know?

I would have been honored to promote this comment. Galaxy Glued beat me to it.

Can someone please tell Justin Bieber that changing your image according to which awards show you're attending doesn't make you some sort of style chameleon, it makes you someone who's pandering. Look it up, JB. At the Much Music awards, he was wearing a shirt with Kelly Kapowski on it (as if he even knows who that…

1. This is literally the only Aniston story that has ever made me like her. Animal love apparently bridges the gap between Team Aniston and Team Jolie.

Cameron Diaz is talking about this kind of champagne glass, yes? Because if she means a flute, there's something deeply wrong with either her boobs or mine.

I totally believe that story about Renee & George. Because, you know, he's so desperate to get down the aisle. You know what makes even more sense than refusing to marry someone with whom you have an actual romantic relationship? Making a deal to marry someone with whom you don't.