Sweet god, I love a fact-checking nerd. I mean that in all sincerity.

"Peaches Geldof's husband has filed for divorce. They were married in 2008, split in 2009, and Peaches is already dating Eli Roth." (Emphasis mine.) Uh, yeah, she's dating someone else. Because they split up in 2009. Is waiting a year and a half to date someone really considered and "already" situation?

I think you got lost. This is Jezebel. Please go find somewhere else to be a troll.

I think maybe part of what Xavier is getting at—and forgive me for this pinch of knowledge gleaned from Keeping Up with the Kardashians, trust me, I'm very ashamed—is that it's implied that Robert knew OJ was guilty. There was an episode a couple seasons ago in which Kris talks about how part of what came between her…

I thought the "have more interesting sex than us" was the worst part. Gwyn, I've literally never thought about what kind of sex you have. It felt like a pathetic attempt by the writers to make sure sex is directly or indirectly mentioned by each adult at least three times per episode. Weak. Writing.

Ditto. The comments about "it is possible..." just flabbergast me. A lot of things are possible. Hence my comparison to the Easter bunny. I can't conclude that it absolutely doesn't exist, but the evidence against it is pretty decent. And I don't think it's impossible that a person might have done something not…

Whether this is a good, bad, or neutral thing remains to be seen. But this whole "possession of child porn thing could just be a teenage sexting incident" has got to be the most asinine thing I've ever heard. First, this whole sexting thing hasn't been going on that long. So unless you're like, the lone 19-year-old…

OH MY GOD! Are you fucking kidding me? Well, he'll be getting plenty more irate phone calls from me. That aid was probably defending that number until people did the math and were like "impossible, homes." I guess my feeling that politicians rarely tell outright lies was misguided. I thought they (mostly) just…

Did it.

Well handled, Kivrin.

I effing love this woman. True story: if she and Harvey Fierstein did a voice lineup, I wouldn't know who was who. (And I consider that a very good thing.)

Maybe that's 66% of their public funding? I really don't know. From my experience with politicians, they rarely tell out-and-out lies with statistics. They just massage the data until they get a figure that they like. That doesn't eliminate the possibility that's what he did, but I don't see it happen as much.

See my comment above. What's distressing about these guys is that they're smart enough not to outright lie. To add a little levity to this situation, my grandma used to say there are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. Boy was she right. The number comes from what percent of their money goes to…

So I just called the Senator's DC office to express my outrage and disgust that on the eve of such an important moment—the possible shut-down of our government—the Senator would use his time on the floor to propagate false information and lie to his constituents about what Planned Parenthood does. If you want to cut…

Do you think Gemma Ward is upset that in her absence, Amanda Seyfried stole her face?

Mariska Hargitay is 47? I'd have thought 37, tops. Work it, girl.

So did I! I was all "you make me wait 17 months and then you return with grown-up Sally as this?!" Then I read on and my normal pulse rate resumed.

Ooooh! I think this theory has legs. I'm going with it.

All I want is some agreement on whether it's pronounced "coopon" or "cyupon."

Wait, how does it save money to spend $24.18 on something to save money when it's something you wouldn't have bought in the first place? Isn't that $24.18 that you wouldn't have spent otherwise? And that means a quarter of the money she did have to fork over was for mustard...that won't be eaten.