I couldn't agree more. Mr. Slowtraincoming and I have a long-standing argument about the (supposed) merits of corgis. My stance is, not only do they look like hairy el caminos, but they remind me of a really happy dumb person.

I strongly object to the ultra-adorable photo of a corgi matched up against a chubby snoozefest of a tuxedo up there. This game is rigged! (How else to explain the defeat of mutts?) As such, I direct you all to vote not on the tuxedo featured in the headline but on mustache kitty (left). Thank you.

Judd's parents married "too young and for the 'wrong' reason"; her mother, Diana Ciminella, spent years "seething" with boredom.

For the record, I never thought this trash had anything to do with the real Calvin & Hobbes. A guy who names his characters after religious and political reformers does not have a stance on Ford vs. Chevy. I'm just upset that my tabbies got knocked out of the race and and it was a joke about bringing Hobbes down a…

Nerd alert.

Doesn't Hobbes automatically lose points for being associated with this scumbag?

PREACH. I have a mutt and two tabby cats. There is no joy in mudville today.

I am (embarrassingly, inexplicably, so-much-i-should-talk-to-my-therapist-about-it) so sad about Team Tabby's defeat. I gave you this guy, for chrissakes!

Seriously. "Listen up, little jerks who hacked still from movie that's based on a book that's been out for years and thus all the plot details are already known. It's possible—but hugely unlikely—that 4 or 5 adolescent girls will decide not to see this movie because they've already seen leaked footage. And that…

I'm with you. I'm shocked that this didn't get moved.

Oh, no, totally. I meant to clarify the reason it sounds too good to be true in the post is because it's not exactly what they make it sound like it is.

Yeah, it's legit. But they make it sound like it's any five items, which of course it's not. And because everyone's on the site right now, it's like a snail.

The real question is, if American Apparel goes bankrupt, what will become of Johnny Makeup?

I'm inclined to agree with two exceptions. The first is CandyBacon's point, which I think is a good one. The second is that Gawker Media websites have a history of using a certain tipping point of exposure as the OK to go ahead and post. Originally the Tyler Clementi story posted on Gawker sites didn't contain his…

I'm in total agreement. I consider myself an emotionally functioning adult, but when I remember times that a teacher went out of his or her way to humiliate me—and it happens far, far more often than anyone would suspect—it still stings. Earlier this week my sister and I were talking about a teacher who berated her…

Jesus god. Why does it seem like some people went into teaching simply to obliterate the self-worth of children? This teacher probably hated the hairstyle less than the fact that the kid thought she was looking pretty rad that day, and since it's been approximately 40 years since the teacher felt that good about…

The thing with this Abercrombie brouhaha is that I'm pretty sure they intended this to be a shitstorm. No matter what you think of the The Way We Live Now and all that, pretty much no one wants 6-year-olds in push-up tops, with the exception of the whack-jobs on "Toddlers & Tiaras." Abercrombie's stock and sales…

See, and here is where we part ways. I just can't get on board with a half-pick-up truck, half-car. Especially when it's a dog.

No no no. I'm always having this argument with Mr. Slowtraincoming. A corgi's legs make it look like an el camino. No bueno.

Tell me about it. Anytime someone asks me for a book recommendation I'm like "Have you read the WHOLE Millennium Trilogy? Because you're not done after Dragon Tattoo."