I got no problem with dick gummies. Katie Holmes did, however, give her 5-year-old child a pacifier, and that is just too much.

Because of how overly-involved she is in all her kids' lives, I took this business about Kris having set a date for Kim's proposal to mean that Ms. Jenner had made the decision, not Mr. Humphries. It still seems plausible.

Whenever I think of Enrique Iglesias, I think of how "Best Week Ever" did an interview with his recently-removed mole. It was a giant green-screen thing in a director's chair.

Oh, Joan's husband is going to die in 'Nam. I promise you that.

Yeah, but you get to spend your life being this guy.

it could be someone in my own town or someone in Uganda, assuming there is internet there. There probably isn't.

Nope, Sucker Punch is a two-hour $82 million fetish film examining how hot sad schoolgirls look when holding weapons. Snyder should have just made a porn movie — it might have been better, and it definitely would have been cheaper and more honest.

I had the same problem, hence my plethora of messed up posts above. I just made links. :(

ETA: I've tried every imaginable way to get these up here. So you'll just have to click.

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It's two-fold. I hate that "gay" means "a homosexual man." My second issue is that I find the push for equality gets hampered by people being broken up into self-serving factions. I don't like racial slurs, even when they're not directed at my race. So why should the interests of gay women be separate from the…

@prestocaro, et al.: Thanks to all for helping me understand what the humor was (probably) supposed to be about. I just kept laughing and then thinking, "I hope I'm supposed to be laughing at the part of this I find funny..."

WORD.

I had a hard time with that episode because I felt like I wasn't sure what was funny about Jack being presume as gay (wait, that was the same episode, no?). Was it funny because that would be horrifying to Jack? Or was it funny because Jack is straight, and it'd be funny to think he's gay. Because if he was gay,…

Especially as this appeared in an LGBTQ-targeted publication, I'm stumbling over the phrase, if I was a lesbian I'd be getting just a little annoyed at 30 Rock right now.

Vis-a-vis Hudgens: I think it has something to do with the fact that, thanks to her myriad nude photo publicity stunts—er, i mean scandals, all I see when I see her face is her labia. So that makes me feel a tad skeezed out.

I agree 100% with your first paragraph. I think that's why I'm really disappointed by the fact that WFA's "study" results were fabrications (or at the very least, inaccurate). There is a real problem with sex trafficking, whether that's millions of children or one. If you embellish the facts, you destroy the…

There's always money in the banana stand.

I die! Though I already voted for the dachshund because I'm one of those youngs who didn't know what a Spuz McKenzie was.