How is any old random Maine Coon beating Keyboard Cat? What, do y'all think you're over Keyboard Cat? Let me tell you something: I am the only non-serial killer who watches "Cats 101" and can tell you all about the Maine Coon and they're just not that cool. They're big. Big whoop. Also, do you really feel…

Seconded! Also, I don't think anything particularly unfair has happened to Chris Brown here. He beat the shit out of his girlfriend and no one forgot about it. He can't make a comeback because (a) um, he beat the shit out of his girlfriend and no one forgot about it (b) his music is trash and (c) that hair didn't…

TMZ included a photo of the alleged broken window and it's external. [gawker.com]

Well of course he deleted that tweet! Can you imagine all the world seeing you make that grammar error?

I could give a fuck about resolving that thing Snooki said. But this explains so, so very much about Ron and Sammi's relationship.

I think you should know that I just spent the last 10 minutes scouring the interwebs for a gif of Maeby Fünke saying exactly that.

Can someone tell me how objectivism and being anti-choice are in any way NOT mutually exclusive?

Your opinion is unpopular because it's unfounded. Firstly, a person's life shouldn't come down to a matter of dollars and cents. Do you know what the materials that make up your body are worth? About $8.60. But I think you'd affirm that your life is worth far more.

You mean "scripted...the first time."

How does "An Open Letter to One Crazy Boy Scout Parent" (emphasis mine) suggest all Boy Scouting parents are aggressive and crazy? To point out that one person did something needlessly rude and confrontational and yes, it had to do with the Boy Scouts doesn't suggest anything about other Scouting parents. If she had…

"Discriminates against whom, you ignorant, confrontational turd," would've been my response, so hats off to Jennifer.

I hear you. I've been dealing with this problem literally since puberty. My only solutions thus far are (a) dresses and (b) capri pants. Now, my "capris" are basically like, flood length, but at least I don't trip over them even in 4-inch heels. But I gotta tell you, having pants tailored is a joke. Even with…

Are we to assume from the camels, cobras, etc. that RHONY is doing a SATC 2-inspired trip to the Middle East? Please no, it was bad enough the first time.

I could give a fuck what the label says, to be honest. What I want though, as far as "man-style" is fucking inseam lengths. Did you know men have different lengths of legs but women don't? There's like, 200 billion women out there, all walking around with the same length legs. And they're all 34 inches, longer…

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I love it because they always get it so horribly wrong. They start talking and maybe accidentally hit on a point that makes sense. And you think "oh? What's this? Tell me more about this not-totally-flawed-idea!" And then they keep talking.

What a wonderful surprise! Mike Huckabee acknowledges the difficulties of single parenting, especially for the poor. I assume then that he also recognizes the right and need for access to terminate those pregnancies that would result in starving children? Wait, no? Is this thing on? Mike, dear, I think we have a…

Wait, are you telling me that Alexander McQueen was not a guy who loved and respected the women for whom he designed clothes? Because when I saw those shoes, all I could think was, "Wow, now there's a guy who appreciates women for what they are, and not as some automated dress form on which to present his brilliance."

When did he date J-Biel? I'm pretty sure he was married when she got together with J-Timberlake. Do you mean Kate Hudson, or did I totally miss that?

Well, what's your name? I assume it's not actually "childbride."