It had literally never crossed my mind that there would be a separate age of consent for gay people. I'm dumbstruck.

I'm just going to applaud Helena Christensen for wearing heels with a reasonable height. Seeing women somehow glide around on 9 foot heels for the last 3 years has really started to take its toll on my self-esteem.

I read somewhere (famous last words) that only 3/10 women say they would call themselves a "feminist." But my (highly scientific and not at all anecdotal) observations seem to indicate many more than that think they deserve pay equal to men, think they should have the right to vote, think they're entitled to access…

Doesn't ever lip sync. And you know, there's totally nothing derivative about Madonna. At least Gaga acknowledges that other people influence and inspire her, unlike Madonna who seems to think she, you know, invented Kabbalah (and before that, Hinduism and before that, Catholicism and before that...). Madonna has…

Aaaaaand that's my new favorite joke. You must ride the world's most hilarious elevator.

Thank you! I was like, "sensitive much?" If commenters are expected to spell and punctuate properly and it's just a hobby, I would think so too should the writers, many of whom do this for a living. And if you want to know the truth, I wanted to tag it #corrections like we used to, but I don't know how that even…

Right? How do we even do this anymore? It's fine to change up your format (ok, actually it's not), but please tell us how to keep doing what we do.

Maybe I'm overly cynical and suspicious, but I think the point you make here is exactly why these people want to ban these books and that's what so enrages me about it. You're saying (if you don't mind me paraphrasing) that these books made you start to understand that it might be ok to be your authentic self, not…

Aw, thanks. I knew spending all of the 2000s watching that movie (I came to it late) would get me something.

Oh, well that's kind of rad then, no? I thought one group had cut ties with the other group because they were letting in the ladies.

I'm confused. Women are allowed at Century, or no?

"It's like...the Establishment owes him snickers."

Guh. Unfazed, not unphased.

You know, I didn't stand on line for a signed copy of sTORItelling or anything, but this chick knows how to handle pet naming. Her beloved pug was called Mimi LaRue. I gotta hand Totes McGoats to her. Well played, Tori.

The one with monkeys?

I see Katy brings the same understated wit to her conversations as she does to her songwriting and costume design.

Basically the one-drop-of-blood rule is a lot like the N-word: you wanna use it, that's your business. But please do so (or opt not to do so) with the full knowledge of its history, because that is not a light thing you're tossing around. Maybe Halle could school the shit out of me in the history of that "rule" and…

Not for Lifetime. They really put the "ripped" in "ripped from the headlines."

I thought the fact that he has blond tips frosted into his hair and it's not 1996 was the proof that he is the most ridiculous human being ever?

Oh, I just commented that! Everyone I know from Detroit was in tears and my facebook was all in a tizzy over it. Fantastic ad.