No mention of the Eminem love letter to Detroit? Every person I know from d-town was crying.

@minge: It looks to me like a headshot. That's why I was assuming that they had to get the copyright.

@thick_as_thieves: Yeah, I wish it didn't venture into "gay"-as-derogatory-term territory, but I do enjoy them.

@temperance: Usually the kickstand dick is a good thing, meaning it's almost as long as the dude's legs. Unless it was an allusion to it being skinny and bent.

While the captions are lacking in any wit (at least to someone not privy to the subject's personal life), I gotta say I side with the girlfriend here, for one simple reason: dude had his mom email google for him. Oh, and he took that douchetastic photo and copyrighted it.

@JennaW: I'm just not convinced she's even at her house. She has a dish drying rack. I like to think that even if I was a multimillionaire I'd still do my only laundry and whatnot, but anyone bringing home that kind of bacon has a dishwasher.

@Grim Reaper of the Forest: And I am seconding it. Because a multitude of coincidences and seeming possibilities equal the truth. You heard it here first: headed to rehab.

Consider the source, for two reasons. Fox benefits from coverage of these "scandals" because, like all pearl-clutch-inducing horrors, it'll drive up ratings. Besides that, their news channel benefits because its psychopathic viewers, who actually spend their time monitoring the moral righteousness of tv stars and…

Er, Marysol's head has been photoshopped on, no? Why not just reshoot? There's no way that's her head, but I have no explanation for why not.

That kid is giving Blue Steel like whoa.

@Sparkle.Motion: I think we dated the same guy! Him, right?

@SFLC: That's totally not analogous. I didn't suggest he's somehow "less of a man" or otherwise out of step with his gender because he has no chest hair. My suspicion is that, in an attempt to keep him heart-throbby but not sexualized, his "people" might be toning down any signs of puberty, like chest or facial…

I don't want to body snark on the Biebs, but...I remember being 16 and dating 16 year olds and...they had body hair. Either that kid is actually 11 or they're waxing the poor thing!

Did no one give any thought to how awkward the image on the step-and-repeat background would look with someone in the middle of it?

@devilsanddaffodils: Preach. I could not agree more.

@Diziet_Sma: Weird. I live here in NYC and see movies at the Angelika, Sunshine, etc often. Not that my radar is impossible to miss, but I'm pretty tuned into these things.

@lollilove: I was about to get all up in your business and be all, "it hasn't even come out yet!" But apparently it did? Last year? WTF? It had decent enough star power and was based on a very popular book...what happened?

I called this approximately 10 seconds into the sketch. Mr. Slowtraincoming said, "No, I think it's making fun of prescription ads...wait, oh. No. It's not." I'd have preferred SNL running their Bosley pubic hair system joke for the fourth time this season to this. "Ho ho! Can you imagine those trannies trying…

@WildStrawberry: Models portray messages with their bodies every time they're photographed. There's a very specific visual language exercised in fashion and pretending it doesn't exist does nothing but perpetuate it.

@thatblackgirl: That would make sense, except the card is from her agency, not a designer. They don't custom-tailor modeling cards to each designer.