I wish I could get more than six holidays a year. #salarylife

“I don’t see what you did there.”

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

It’s not about entitlement. It’s an expression of displeasure over a proprietary interface. 

I’ve never bought a $30,000 car that was delivered with the needle on empty.

Yes, we totally need more variants of the same car.

Buys $900 phone... shouldn’t have to buy a $12 cable.

You mean you want Pontiac back?

If Apple doesn’t build the car, how will they control the entire ecosystem so that they can force you to buy proprietary cables guarantee a more consistent user experience?

Science! That same science that told you Margarine was the best alternative to butter. Yet, several decades later tells you it is more dangerous and unhealthy compared to eating butter due to trans fat.

Yea, I almost always turn it off. Even if it weren’t full of hot garbage, the thing moves to fast to helpful. Got better things to do than watch the Internet’s subconscious dry heave into a chat window.

She’s hideous and has the body type of a linebacker, I’d say he made a good choice.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Did you read the article, or just look at the pretty pictures?

With a Buy-It-Now of $9500, this 2006 GTO is a great car that no one notices.

For under 10 grand, you couldn’t be further from the truth

I was trying to find a Cobalt SS Sedan, but they dont seem to exist anymore

Conflicted. It’s like a fight between Hitler and Satan.

I just grab the sheets on one side of the bed and snap them flat across the bed. Takes a couple seconds and looks a lot better. Now, that’s probably not “made” to most folks, but the sheets are flat.