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Bizarro Darko Milicic
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I feel like one must have character before one’s character can be assassinated?

If you kept tipping it to yourself, the only “downside” is that you would end up shooting like 4-210 which could also be seen as an upside.

Seems like his goal is to at least make that seem appealing to Broncos fans.

Agree, this isn’t Vanilla Ice sampling David Bowie. The songs share a drum beat and some basic lyrical themes, but if he had truly ripped off his song, we wouldn’t be hearing about it, because it wouldn’t have been nearly good enough to win a Grammy.

...or kneels during the National Anthem.

“We will sign this player and give him millions of dollars and continue his path towards brain disease as long as he says sorry, promises not to be bad again and most importantly continues to be good at football.”

Our time is now (to barely make the playoffs and be swept out in 4 games)!” - new Kings motto

If the Eastern Conference will be won by the team with the biggest white Euro, Philly’s trade for Boban is looking pretty good right now.

The Warriors are certainly good, but even so, a five-game sweep would be unprecedented.

My God, he’s going to love New York!

Only when compared to everyone else who has ever played basketball.

Wow, they’re both only children? What are the chances of that?

If he thought Tobias Harris was cocky, wait until he meets this Jimmy Butler fella!

Ben Simmons laughs...realizes it may be a shot outside of 10 feet...also vomits profusely.

He was already hurting from Sheck Wes ripping him off with his own Mo Bamba-related song last year.

Whom?

There’s no place in this country for really rich white men and their racism...unless he runs for President.

Yeah, hmmm, what happened over the last 2 years in Washington that would piss the world off?

Nah fam, come on now.

He’s going to be really sad to see that you guys can spell his name right though.