Obviously, not drafting Markelle Fultz was a huge mistake.

It would have to be a pretty masculine cat clock though.

“Let me tell you what Freddie Kitchens believes. He doesn’t believe that I is a word. Freddie Kitchens would never use that letter as a word. He can promise you that.” - Freddie Kitchens

“It even looks like someone brought a girlfriend. That’s great. Good for you. She’s beautiful.”

Yeah, most Philadelphia sports fans are calm and collected...

He should just play baseball, be better than Mike Trout, and get a $500 million contract. Problem solved. These millennials can’t figure anything out on their own.

He just has to choose between his long-term health and money.

From looking at the first picture, I saw his shoe laying on the ground and assumed his foot had fallen off. Glad that is not the case at least.

You are as cold as ice!

It should be noted, I was born gray, but was later converted.

Based on my experience, doesn’t take a whole lot to go down either one of those paths.

Then he’d just move to Rhode Island and start up a video gaming company destined for failure and spout his nonsense opinions non-stop.

Almost like you could see the light go off in his head, “Oh yeah, social media trolling, I really like that! I’m gonna go do that instead of this!” and off he went.

Wait, we talking about cribbing? I thought we were talking biting? Let’s stay focused please.

Love ready to eat mangoes. Hate making mangoes ready to eat.

I won’t be happy until gray marriage is officially recognized on this site.

Not only did he bite, but he bit poorly. What is there to not understand?

Philadelphia’s best (only) contribution to American society since the Declaration of Independence.

Also a fundamentally sound baseball slide. 2 for 1.

The only good news is that this was a big break for all the refs out there who bet big on Notre Dame-13.5.