I’d set the line at Clemson-96. It would be higher, but too many Penn players would be dead to continue the game.

To be fair, what would you NOT watch a documentary on?

Allow me to retort with this. Nah, fuck this old-ass libtard.

It’s not. You could certainly also just keep your mouth shut, which is probably the most popular choice.

Don’t think they’ll put up many points even against that weak defense.

If you had to choose between a) publicly supporting an authoritarian dictator or b) fearing assassination by authoritarian dictator, how many among us would really choose b?

His one strength is that he can disappear for large stretches of time.

Maybe Coach Walton just can’t relate to what it was like for Lonzo to grow up with a dad constantly spouting nonsense for public consumption.

Maybe they should start playing on horses. Let the horses get all the CTE.

That would require changing the name of the sport then, which would just be too much for the average NFL fan to handle.

The return TD would have counted if the refs hadn’t whistled the play dead as he was fumbling.

There’s a lot of things you could say about the guy starting in the national title fame for Clemson, though...and most of them relate to that beautiful mane.

Just another QB opening that Colin Kaepernick will likely be passed over for...what a shame.

I hope Fields is not transferring to Ohio State seeking an Urban culture.

The “Pop way.”

4 months in Canada and he comes back talking like Trump?

I really wanted to attend a Bol game, wasn’t expecting Bol season to be over this soon.

I ordered some beef from a Mexican restaurant and it looked Mongolian but spoke Spanish.

Yeah, this is just your standard OSHA-related dispute over a gorilla playing sax in an epic fashion on the roof of a baseball stadium.