“You’ve got to appreciate your hands while you have them, Odell! You never know when you’ll wake up one Fifth of July and they’ll be [mostly] gone.” - teammate Jason Pierre Paul

Hot take, bro.

Buck Lives Matter

For my money, he’s top 2 all-time Northern Iowa alumni to play for the Arizona Cardinals.

City workers: ...and that’s the story of the 2016 Presidential campaign.
Deer: Well, at least it’s over now, right? We can all move on with our lives and live somewhat peacefully under a Hillary Clinton Presidency, right? Guys? Right?!?
City workers: Uhhhh, yeah, so that’s the thing, Trump won.
Deer: <dies of stress>

What’s the best thing that will happen in 2017 to make up for all the bad stuff in 2016?

In a year of bad celebrity deaths, what was the worst?

Someone really needs to arrange a taped face to face meeting between Cookie Monster and Dikembe.

Mutombo: Why Dikembe get no tweets?
Mookie Blalock: Deke, you blocked ‘em all, buddy!

I’m still sending the money requested...just in case. Dikembe’s too important.

If they catch this guy and put him in jail, at least he’ll have some experience with dicks coming at his face.

That’s a pretty vague, unsupported statement.

Should the robots that are going to take everyone’s job organize unions as well?

No Joe Jackson = No King of Pop = No Janet Jackson = No Poetic Justice = No Nipplegate = No Neverland Ranch and so on and so on...

The owners can’t help it, their natural body movement is to sign documents screwing people out of money.

To be fair, players like Ian Clark and James Michael McAdoo are a dime a dozen (pun not intended) and there are plenty of guys of that caliber making far less money in other places.
Do the owners make too much money relative to the players? Maybe. Do superstars make too much money compared to minimum salary guys? I…

Yeah, first thing that went through my mind when I saw that quote was Pearl Harbor...

“I don’t see what the big deal is. There was nothing outside of the ordinary...” <nudge from fellow officer> “...I mean, aside from the, uh, masturbating in the store. That’s definitely not ordinary round these parts. I swear. It doesn’t happen ever day or anything.”

Fair point...but we just lost Alan Thicke and Craig Sager within HOURS OF EACH OTHER! How can you stay calm at a time like this???

My dream is to be driven around in a self-driving car while simulating the (antiquated) experience of driving on my Oculus Rift by the end of 2017. If that happens, I don’t care how many celebrities die and/or become President.